I was tagged by the glorious @nashyara, so I must obey...
b / biggest fear - F E A R
c / current time – Miller.
d / drink you had last – last? I’ve never stopped drinking...
f / favourite song – the sound of one hand clapping.
g / ghosts are real? – I’d say no, but Ghost Greg would smack me...
h / homeareacountry – Rock and Roll Heaven
i / in love with – what is this thing you call love? Is it a fruit?
k / kink - I know of three but they’re all in one headphone cord so I’m not sure that’s three or one.
l / last time you cried? – whenever my rum runs low.
m / middle name –something utterly filthy. Or Phyllis.
n / number of siblings – alive or the ones I... the less said about that, the better, I suppose.
p / person you last called/texted – that implies I know a person.
q / questions you’re always asked – what the f*ck is wrong with you?
r / reasons to smile – even more rum.
s / song last sang – do dirges count?
t/ time you woke up – from what?
u / underwear colour – does absent satisfy as a color?
v / vacation destination – The Kingdom of Rum. or a Princess Cruise. to the Kingdom of Rum.
w / worst habit – snark. Or shark. My teeth are sharp.
x / xrays you have had – I’ve had no ex’s named Ray.
y / your favourite food – starts with ‘r’ and ends with ‘m.’ There’s another letter in the middle that might be a ‘u.’
z / zodiac sign – I’m not Ted Cruz. Oh wait... wrong Zodiac...
Thanks! This was a lot of fun!