Felt like I haven’t indulged in the spooks this year so in honor of spooky month and a art event I decided to participate in, I drew some of my favorite Pokémon creepy pastas.
Does anyone remember that old Celebi event from 2011, released around the end of February?
There wasn't really anything notable about the Celebi itself, it wasn't shiny or anything, and its moveset really wasn't all that notable or
special...
Well, except for that ONE move.
When you put it on your HeartGold/SoulSilver game, it triggered some sort of in-game event that I had no idea how to access. Nobody ever told me what I was supposed to do, but I had no idea that it'd be anything like THIS.
It all started after I eagerly rushed in and out of GameStop to receive my adorable Celebi. It was one of my favorite Pokémon, and I was ready to play with it as soon as I got home.
When I started up my game, I gasped when I didn't see it in my party.
I panicked for a moment, until I remembered I just had to go to the Pokémart to get it, and was relieved. I happily hummed to myself as I ran to the Goldenrod City's huge Pokémart place.
I talked to the delivery man. I didn't even pay attention to what he said and just skipped through all of his text.
Once all was said and done, I opened up my party. I went into a squealing fit when I saw Celebi sitting at the bottom.
I switched my new Celebi to the front of my party and then exited out of the menu. I ran out of the store and immediately turned around and talked to it.
”CELEBI seems to be feeling great about walking with you!”
I talked to it again.
”Woah! CELEBI suddenly hugged you!”
I squealed as I read that text. My Celebi already loved me!
I raced out of the town and went into the tall grass. I ran into a wild Drowzee.
"Psh, that's easy to beat..." I whispered to myself.
I selected fight and looked at Celebi's moveset. Leaf Storm, Recover, Nasty Plot, and Healing Wish.
I clicked on Leaf Storm. Leaves started swirling onto the screen, and knocked out the Drowzee in one hit. Celebi's Special Attack lowered afterwards.
The battle ended.
I opened the menu and looked at Celebi's summary. I clicked on its moves.
I then realized that Leaf Storm was the only move that did any damage, and it only had 5 PP.
I decided that I wouldn't use Celebi for battle much, but I still wanted to play with it.
I took a moment to think about what I could do with it that didn't involve battling.
Then an idea hit me, "Pokéathlon!" I shouted out loud to myself. I ran to the Pokéathlon Dome and entered the Speed contest.
Celebi, Yam Yams the Yanma, and Dune the Dunsparce practically owned the entire competition.
I entered the contest again. When I next checked the clock I realized I had been playing the game for an hour already. I decided that maybe I should take a break.
Just as I was about to turn off the game though, I received a call from the Daycare Man. He had an egg for me.
I remembered that I had a Ditto and Eevee in the Daycare that I had forgotten about, so I raced back to Goldenrod City and went to the Pokémon Center.
I put all of my party Pokémon in the PC except for Celebi, just in case I wanted to hatch more than one egg.
Once I was done, I went to the Daycare Man. After hurriedly skipping through his lines of text, he handed me my egg.
"Alright, now we just gotta hatch it!" I told my Celebi, despite the fact that I was speaking to an inanimate object.
I ran in circles for several minutes, then into Goldenrod, then back out.
I clicked on the egg's summary and sighed.
This was going to take a lot longer than I originally thought.
I decided I would randomly battle a Pokémon for the heck of it. I ran into the tall grass and another wild Drowzee appeared.
I clicked on fight. I was about to select Leaf Storm, but I decided I would try out Nasty Plot just for the heck of it. I selected the move.
Puffs of smoke and questions marks appeared around Celebi. Then a hand pointing upwards popped above its head. Its Special Attack rose.
Drowzee tried to use Hypnosis, but it missed.
I selected Nasty Plot again for no reason. The smoke and question marks appeared once more, then the hand.
Drowzee used Hypnosis again, but missed.
I used Nasty Plot one more time, just because I could. Same animation as before. Drowzee still attacked and missed.
I used Leaf Storm this time around. The Drowzee fell with no problem.
Celebi gained its boosted experience, and the battle ended.
Not thinking anything of the battle, I went straight back to walking around to hatch my egg.
I walked over to the Daycare Man and noticed that he had another egg for me. I talked to him and skipped through his text like usual and received my egg.
As soon as I got my egg, an exclamation point appeared above Celebi's head. It nudged my trainer. She turned around.
My trainer turned south and stared down the route. Celebi slowly inched towards my character, then quickly retreated. Nothing happened for a minute. Then I realized I was in control now.
"Well, that was weird..." I muttered to myself.
I talked to Celebi again.
”CELEBI is a picture of innocence!”
I didn't really understand what that meant.
I opened the menu and clicked on my party. Instead of two eggs like I was expecting, there was only one.
"Where's my other egg..?" I thought.
I exited the menu and talked to the Daycare Man to see if there was some mistake of some kind. He informed me that my Pokémon were doing just fine, and that they didn't seem to like each other. I pouted.
I turned around and talked to Celebi again, to see if maybe it could help me.
”CELEBI is a picture of innocence!”
That information didn't help me much.
I sighed and gave up. I couldn't think of anything else that could help me get my egg back. I decided I would just run around and try to hatch the one egg I did have.
After a couple of minutes of running in circles I got another call from the Daycare Man. He said he had another egg for me. I was already standing by him, so I walked a few steps and spoke to him. He said the usual, then gave me my egg.
As soon as I received it though, an exclamation point appeared above Celebi's head. It nudged me the same way it did last time. My trainer turned to it, saying that Celebi pointed to something in the distance.
My trainer turned down the path again, and Celebi slowly inched towards her, and then I was in control again.
I immediately went to my party. Again there was only Celebi and one egg.
"What keeps happening to my other egg..?" I asked to myself, which lead to nothing. I exited out of the menu and talked to Celebi.
The same text appeared as before. I scowled, and talked to it again.
"CELEBI is a picture of innocence!" Again, "CELEBI is a picture of innocence!" No matter how many times I talked it kept saying the same thing over and over again.
I really didn't know how to react. I was a little creeped out, but not much. I decided it would be best to just shrug it off and keep playing. I started running around a bit more, not really knowing what else to do.
After a single minute I got very bored, and talked to my Celebi again.
”CELEBI is thinking.”
”CELEBI got an idea!”
I waited to see what it would do, but nothing happened.
I checked on my egg to see how close it was to hatching. It was turning out to hatch a lot sooner than I had expected. I exited out of the menu and took a step.
"Oh?" The textbox appeared.
It took me to the scene where my egg hatches. I squealed as I waited for my new baby Eevee to hatch. It cracked, cracked, popped open...
“Nothing hatched from the Egg!”
Nothing was in the egg.
"Hey, what gives?!" I yelled at my DS as the screen started to fade away.
Once it was back at the overworld, I looked at my party. There was only Celebi. I exited and talked to Celebi.
”CELEBI is a picture of innocence!”
I glared at it, wishing that it would fess up and admit it had done something. I kept talking to it over and over, but this time it kept saying the same thing over and over.
I eventually gave up. I ran into Goldenrod and went into the Pokémon Center. I went inside and talked to it one last time.
”Huh? CELEBI is holding something...”
“Would you like to take it?”
I was a bit shocked, and clicked yes.
”Oh! It seems just too important to let go!”
I scowled and went to the PC.
I put Celebi in and replaced it with my female Umbreon, Angel.
I left the Pokémon Center and went to the Pokéathlon Dome. I thought that maybe if I played there for a while and left Celebi alone for a bit, then it might go back to normal. I entered a couple of contests, but failed at most of them. I couldn't focus straight.
After playing for only about thirty minutes, which isn't long for me, I decided I wanted to pick up the rest of my team and proceed with the game's story.
When I went into the PC, I gasped. None of my Pokémon were in there.
Except for Celebi.
I selected Celebi and put it in the first of my party.
I was on the verge of just releasing Celebi, but before I could consider it, I realized that Celebi was holding an item, which it was suspiciously hiding behind its back, no doubt.
"Stake..? What the heck?!"
”Stake can’t be taken away.”
I tried taking it away to investigate, but it didn't work.
I was now completely confused at everything that was going on. I scowled and exited the menu. I talked to Celebi one last time.
”CELEBI is a picture of innocence!”
I highly doubted that.
I walked out of the Pokéathlon Dome. Not long after I had taken a couple of steps I got a call. It was from Joey. He talked about his top percentage Rattata, as usual.
”CELEBI wants to meet Joey!”
When he was done talking, Celebi nudged my trainer and prompted this text, along with a Yes/No option.
I selected no and continued walking. I was still pretty fed up at Celebi having gotten rid of all my Pokémon, and I wasn't about to cater to its requests.
But after a few more steps Celebi nudged my trainer again. I selected no once more, then walked a few more steps.
But I was stopped again. I sighed and selected yes. I didn't really have much left to lose anyways.
My trainer started to spin like when you use an escape rope. She teleported in front of Joey. He started talking to my trainer without me pressing anything. I wasn't given a yes or no option.
Instead Celebi snuck up behind Joey, then quickly flew back to my trainer.
I was then given a yes or no option. I selected yes, thinking it was the best answer.
The battle started. Joey threw out a Pokéball.
“Youngster Joey sent out nothing!”
But instead of his prized Rattata coming out, nothing appeared on the screen.
My trainer threw Celebi out.
Before I could select anything, Joey's sprite moved back onscreen.
“My RATTATA! Where is it?!”
The battle then slowly faded to black.
Once it got back to the overworld, Joey spoke.
“My RATTATA... It’s gone...!!”
Joey's sprite started moving around, as if he was searching for his lost Pokémon. I immediately turned to Celebi.
”CELEBI is a picture of innocence!”
I was getting really annoyed at this Celebi, even more than I already was.
Celebi suddenly flew away from my trainer. I was wondering what it ran away for.
That was when I noticed the POKÉDEX, trainer card, BAG, and POKÉGEAR options in the menu were missing.
I growled out loud and started to chase after Celebi. It was waiting for me just off screen. As soon as it saw me though, it started to fly away. I chased it in circles for several minutes, but it was always much faster than my trainer.
I eventually just stopped.
After a few moments, Celebi floated back over to my trainer. I talked to it again, but the only thing I got out of it was the urge to strangle that legendary so badly right then.
I opened the menu and looked at my party. Angel was missing.
"Alright, that's the last straw..!!" I gripped my DS so tight I nearly broke it in two.
I exited out of the menu and thought about what to do for a moment. That was when one of the biggest light bulbs ever went off in my head.
I turned my DS off.
I hadn't saved the game since I had received Celebi from the delivery man, which I was very thankful for now. I sighed in relief, thankful for it all to be over.
I turned my DS back on. When I got to the menu, I selected "Continue".
When it had finished loading though, my trainer was standing in the middle of virtually nothing. Everything was black.
Before I could react properly, Celebi floated up to my trainer.
I talked to it, prompting its now signature catchphrase. A heart icon appeared above its head.
Then it quickly floated away, and my game froze. I tried moving, pressing every button, but nothing would work.
I turned my DS off, hoping that my save file would work this time around. When the title screen loaded back up, I pressed start.
”The save file will be erased due to corruption or damage.”
I threw my DS to the side and screamed into my pillow. I wildly thrashed my arms and legs about like a possessed child.
Once I had finished letting my anger out, and my throat had become sore from too much screaming, I sat up. Tears began streaming down my face. I sat there and cried my heart out.
After several minutes, I had stopped crying. Although still sniffling, I grabbed my DS. I went back to the menu and selected, "New Game".
When it loaded, I was shocked to see that I was in Goldenrod City, with Angel right behind me.
As soon as I took one step, I got a call from the Daycare Man. He said he had an egg for me.
I ran to the Daycare. I talked to the Daycare Man, slowly going through his text this time, and I received my egg.
Afterwards, I opened my party to look at my egg, just to make sure it was still there.
When I opened my party, I breathed a sigh of relief. My game was back to normal, and I could finally hatch my long-awaited Eevee.
Maybe it's just because I had gone through so much emotional torture just to obtain it, but I had a really good feeling about this egg.
Whatever this Eevee was when it hatched, I vowed to cherish it.
After running around for several minutes, my eyes sparkled with hope as it prepared to hatch.
But I was met with a horrifying wake up call...
“CELEBI hatched from the Egg!”
"No... Nooo!!!"
I scowled to see that familiar face next to me in the overworld. I checked my party, and Angel was gone yet again.
I spoke to the little devil just to see what it had to say for itself, and it replied with one simple thing...
presenting every emoji i’ve done for a pokepasta discord i’m in, including one that was too evil to be added. sorry for these images
in order: pinkachuheadempty, lonlinesspensive, eeeeechamp, weirdleaf (fallen leaf), yallhearthisshit (no one and nobody), and innocencetrollface (too evil to add to the discord.)
