From Shirakage Mouse To Gumoko

Not a Minor, but an innocent, yet not ignorant, individual. My Closet Secrets is something only I can see.

[carlycmarathecat]

Girls on guard

[shironezuninja]

I’d rather work overtime than deal with my Aging Parents. I recently found out that adrenaline being pumped throughout my system while doing physical labor or speed walking can result in me feeling hostile.

[otterlyart]

How do you want to do this?

[forsakenwitchery]

Wow, you guys really are heroes. I have never felt so supported in my life. The Legend of Vox Machina 4x04

[emily-axford]

THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA - ‘The Coronation’, 4.03

[bloodraven55]

Damn Keyleth was extremely hot this episode 😳

[thelordsoftherings]

My favorite horny couple back at it again 😎

[authormars]

The Tumblr sexyman contest is coming up (June 1st!) and I was the rallying behind Percy being submitted so I feel it is only right that I champion why I think people should vote for him (this WILL have spoilers for both the Vox Machina show and campaign 1)

#1: He's so traumatized. His entire family was murdered and he was tortured for a while by a woman who had a psychosexual relationship with him afterwards (I love you Dr. Anna Ripley)

#2: He was so angry about his family being murdered (above) that he accidentally made a deal with a demon for revenge!!

Him and his demon ☝️

#3: He's honestly really pathetic in the show, especially after season one. He blushes when faced with Naked Woman™ (his future wife)

He also looks like this in episode 12 of season 3

#4: His wife owns a bear and that is very cool

#5: He's very autistic-coded and relatable (to me) He's very smart and uses that to his advantage while also being a fucking idiot sometimes

This is his glove that shoots lightning called Diplomacy. (Fun fact: this glove is because he shot himself in the hand to escape his demon!) He names his weapons stupid things. His other weapon names are Bad News (a sniper rifle), Retort (a pistol), and Animus (a pepperbox)

#6: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#7: He looks hot I swear. Ignore the triangle hair they massacred my boy in the show here's his first official art from the campaign

#8: He's a hot old man in campaign 3!

He has a cane (we love a disabled king... lord... Lord of Whitestone) that has spikes and a gun built into it. Because he's crazy

In conclusion, I believe he fits the criteria for Tumblr sexyman. He's a little unhinged, pathetic, and bisexual. Please vote for him. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

(@sexy-people-contests-2026)

[forsakenwitchery]

…and that whole time Vax is dying of god herpes and you don't even think to tell me? The Legend of Vox Machina 4x06

[foldbaron]

This is some of the most beautiful animation I've ever seen.

[forsakenwitchery]

No, please. Trust me. I can help. The Legend of Vox Machina 4x04

[bloodraven55]

God put them in different shows cause he knew they'd set too much shit on fire if they got to go on an ADVENTURE together 😂

[gothicghostver2]

I kid you not, I'm two episodes in and this is all I can hear every time Taryon appears

[forsakenwitchery]

WUT The Legend of Vox Machina 4x05

[gayz0mb]

i was so desperate for crumbs of their friendship and this will kept me fed for months. her stepping before him. HER STEPPING BEFORE HIM!

[forsakenwitchery]

Find the joy in each moment together. For we carry those moments, too. The Legend of Vox Machina 4x06

[bloodraven55]

Cinematic parallels my beloved 🙏

[anutzica]

this is sisterhood right here… endless shenanigans with a side of pastries and emotional breakdowns