#natashiisms

[lovkiy-blog]

I changed me url. I never liked the one I had so yeah. This new one means “queen widow” in Russian. So yeah. I understand it’s hard to spell but meh 

I’m still tracking my old tag but I imagine it will still be confusing...sorry.

[symboltothenation-a]

Guardian of Barbershop Quartets and Freedom

natashiisms sent what Steve would be a guardian angel of…

Status: Accepting

[Barbershop Quartets… I like that.]

[eggxy-unwin-blog]

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“Are you fucking kidding me?”

”I don’t really know what you were expectin’. Old habits die hard, luv.”

[trickstertyrant]

[text]:I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

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[text]: this is all clint’s fault

[text]: for some reason he thought ranch body shots was a good idea

[text]: why the hell does clint put ranch dressing on pizza

[irmakruhl-blog]

"Is that my shirt?"

“In my defense, we are the same size and I needed somethingreal fast!”

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[infitixlis-a]

Is it true that...you're a huge Lord of the Rings nerd?

"Is it true that..."

“Who isn’t?”

[bxckyisms-blog]

╳▐ Continued || natashiisms

      “I really hate baby showers. I’d take Hydra over suburban moms any day of the week. Always with the questions. Do you have a man yet? How many kids do you want? Oh you really should go on more dates.” With a groan she ran a hand over her face. “Fine but you owe me.” These were the times she really wish she could get drunk.

[rocknrollingspider-blog]

natashiisms (cont’d from here x)

“How can it be only kind of true?      I’m certain I’ve never stabbed you.      I mean, there was one time when my      knife skills were a little bit out of control      but I only ended up cutting myself by      accident that time.”

“Besides, it’s not like I have the knife skills      even on a good day to stab you.”