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*Fibbage 4*
Schmitty: "Maybe we should tell Cookie about the imposter?"
Nate: "Don't you get it? He is the imposter! We've been duped!"
Schmitty: "Duped!"
Nate: "Bamboozled!"
Schmitty: "We've been smeckledorfed!"
Nate: "That's not even a word and I agree with you!"
^ So THEY got the real Cookie out of the locked closet!
Good friends. Good friends don't let you get replaced by an A.I.
Schmitty: *reading a road map* "It's 106 miles back to Chicago...
Cookie: *hauling a to-go bag of Taco Bell* "We got a full tank of gas..."
Guy: *checks the glove compartment* "Half a pack of cigarettes..."
Buzz: *hugging a bee shaped Squishmallow* "It's dark..."
Nate: *gets in driver's seat* "And we're wearing sunglasses..." 😎
Those Five F**ks: *look at each other*
Cookie, Schmitty, Guy and Buzz: "Hit it!"
(1:07 pm, 1/1/2024)
^ *blasts the road trip music
Nate: “Your survival instincts are flawed.”
Guy: “No, I think they’re good!”
Nate: “Okay, yeah, go and grab the KNIFE of the person that's trying to stab you.”
Guy: “Well, I mean, what else are you gonna do?”
Nate: “RUN! You would RUN!”
Guy: “You would rather me run away?!”
Nate: “NO, I would rather you do NOTHING because I DON’T HAVE A KNIFE!”
Guy: “Things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in; Suits, lacy lingerie, eyeliner.”
Felicia: “Ball Gowns.”
Schmitty: “Battle armor!”
[REDACTED]: “Blood of your enemies.”
Nate: “Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.”
Dixie: “Glasses!”
Cookie: “This conversation went from zero to ten back to zero real fast.”
Cookie: *screams*
Buzz: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Guy: “Should we stop them?”
Nate: “No, I wanna see who wins!”
Buzz, holding a glass of white liquid: Hey Nate, is it cool if I drink this milk?
Nate: That’s white paint.
Buzz, with the glass mostly empty and white around his mouth: So…. it’s cool, right?
(Source: Eddsworld)
Cookie: “I CAN’T DO IT NATE!”
Nate: “I can’t either!”
Cookie: “I CAN’T F*CKING DO IT-”
Nate: “WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT COOKIE! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN BEAT IT UP! Cause I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me!”
Cookie: *deep breath* “I appreciate it!”
Cookie: “BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH MAN!”
Nate: *laughing* “Cookie-!”
Cookie: “YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW THE F*CKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!”
Cookie: “YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘What was I willing to put up with today?’”
Cookie: “NOT F*CKING THIS!!!”
Schmitty: “If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I WOULD DIE!”
Nate: “How the hell would you even get in that situation?”
[REDACTED]: *whistles suspiciously*
