i know we are all reasonable people, who know that pink is not, infact, a shade of red, no matter what lies we may have been told in elementary school
however, *ocarina* doesnt know that,
You know the worst part is that he actually does look better in the pink
Also, context: it is my solemn and undying belief that red - specifically the Goron's Tunic - is a terrible color on the Hero of Time. Look at it, it's clashing with his hair and his skin at the same time, it's nightmarish. Bright as that pink is, it genuinely does look less terrible than the red, and I both hate and love that fact in equal measure
oh no, I had these replies to older posts in my drafts to answer but I didn’t see it when I made the other reply roundup!
@1990scandy reblogged [doctor] and said:
Kirby is always right for me!
wonderful!
@farflypants reblogged [doctor] and said:
Make sure to hug Kirby at least once a day!
the hugs are as good for him as they are for you!
@gaymergirlmona reblogged [doctor] and said:
you dont need to!!! the answer is Yes
kirby is always a good choice
@natlysblog reblogged [permit] and said:
immensely powerful orb
he has a permit.
@prosnconnie reblogged [knives] and said:
fuck ueah
i am looking for wheelchair refs rn
dont know why kirbys in here
love them tho
hehe sorry for the clutter, he turned up when you searched “wheelchair” because I want to design my own knife kirby fabric to make a seat cover for my wheelchair :>
@jish-cilla reblogged [sing] and said:
!!! i love the new aggrestuko
this is an extremely good joke and I’m so glad I got to see it lol
and thank you to @flamingbunni for the compliment on [walk]!
what would the chain do if they met a link who doesn't have a hat? would they give him a hat? surely one of them has extra hats in case of emergency
If the New Link wants a hat, then sure! But he might have a reason for not wearing a hat. He might just think they're itchy. Hat culture is to be properly respected, no matter what form it takes! If the New Link doesn't want a hat, he doesn't need to wear one!
is there any chance you can share with us your notes on what equipment the links have? (i feel like it would be useful)
My notes are a chaotic mess of chaos so I'm going to put them under the cut and apologize in advance for the... chaos
Gen - has the slingshot/scattershot, Mogma Mitts, the Beetle, bombs, bow and arrows, a bug net, many bottles, a Goddess Harp, Gust Bellows, Double Hookshot, Sailcloth, and a whip. He can get a Hylian Shield from the dragon Lanayru. He has the Goddess Sword/Master Sword which can perform a Skyward Strike. Also, Fi.
Speck - has regular and remote bombs, two boomerangs but I'll just use the Magical one, Gust Jar, Cane of Pacci, Pegasus Boots, bow and arrows, Mole Mitts(think Mogma Mitts), Ocarina of Wind(just allows for warp travel), Flame Lantern(read regular lantern with cool name), Roc's Cape, multiple bottles, Grip Ring, Flippers, Power Bracelets, and eats a Jabber Nut(lets Link speak Picori). Also, through complicated circumstances he eventually ends up with the Four Sword, although it doesn't work the same. I'll just stick him with this one since it's the strongest. Also eventually ends up with a Mirror Shield. Also, Ezlo.
The Four - have bombs, a boomerang, bow and arrows, a Bow-Wow(think Chain Chomp) that attacks and steals rupees from enemies, a Gnat Hat(think Ezlo, but without the limitations), Magnetic Gloves, Pegasus Boots, Roc's Cape, and a Shield. They have the Four Sword(obviously). No companion that I can find.
Ocarina - ... oh boy. Well, I've designated Ocarina as the adult. So he gets the adult items. On with it then! Deku Nuts, bombs, possibly bombchus, Longshot, Fairy Bow with Fire, Ice, and Light arrows, Hylian Shield because the Mirror shield is useful for light and magic attacks only, Magic in the form of Din's Fire, Farore's Courage, and Nayru's Love. Convenient magic is convenient. Hover Boots, Iron Boots, Goron tunic and Zora's tunic, Golden Gauntlets because they're better, Lens of Truth, Deku Sticks, bottles, the Ocarina of Time(duh), and Megaton Hammer. Also some rather unimportant sidequest items, but since they're unimportant I won't mention them. Master Sword, since the Biggoron's Sword is ridiculously complicated to get and I don't want to deal with that. Has Epona. Also Navi.
Mask -... hmm. I'll do his OoT items first, then hit the MM stuff. So then. Deku Nuts, Bombs, possibly Bombchus, Boomerang, Hookshot, Fairy Slingshot, Hylian Shield, Din's Fire, Farore's Wind, Nayru's Love, bottles, Goron's Bracelet, Lens of Truth, Ocarina of Time(again, duh), and Deku Sticks. Kokiri Sword, which for some reason gets outmatched by Deku Sticks. Great. Also, Navi and later Tatl. In MM, we've got Hero's Bow and the Fire, Ice, and Light arrows, bombs, Bombchus, bottles, Deku Nuts and Sticks, a Hookshot, and Lens of Truth. He eventually ends up with a Gilded Sword, which I'm gonna use because I can't really picture Link running around with a sword decorated with flowers. And we've got a ton of masks to get through. I'm just going to list the useful ones though, I can't imagine what I'd need with a mask that doesn't let you sleep. So, we've got the Blast Mask, Bremen Mask(makes animals do a parade), Bunny Hood, Captain's Hat, Gibdo Mask, Mask of Scents, Mask of Truth, and the Stone Mask. Also, the Deku, Goron, and Zora Masks. Duh. Not using the Giant's Mask because that thing only works once, and not using the Fierce Deity because you only get that thing in the moon. Has Epona. In total, Mask has one Bow, two hookshots, two lenses of truth, and a whole lot of bombs
Dusk - has a Slingshot, Fishing Rod, Bottles, Lantern, Gale Boomerang, Iron Boots, Hero's Bow and Arrows with Hawkeye and Bomb Combo, Bombs, Water Bombs, and Bomblings, Double Clawshot, Spinner, Ball and Chain, Dominion Rod, and a Horse Call. Hylian shield, Zora Armor, Master Sword. Cursed Stone that does the wolf. Has Epona. Also, Midna.
Red, Vio, Blue, and Green - have bombs, a boomerang, bow and arrows, Fire Rod, Lantern, Magic Hammer, Pegasus Boots, Moon Pearls, Power Bracelet, Bombos and Quake Medallions(causes explosions and earthquakes, respectively, from using the Sword), Roc's Feather, Shovel, and Slingshot. Four Sword(duh) and a Shield. That's it. Shield. Woo. No companion I can find.
Wind - has Power Bracelets, Bombs, Boomerang, Grappling Hook, Hero's Bow and Fire and Ice Arrows, Hookshot, Skull Hammer, Bait Bag, Bottles, Deku Leaf, Iron Boots, Sail, Telescope, Tingle Tuner, and the Wind Waker. Mirror Shield(because this one is actually useful), and Master Sword. Although I think he puts this one back. Also, King of Red Lions who doubles as transport. And possibly Tetra. And now for the PH items! We have the boomerang, bombs, bombchus, bow and arrows, grappling hook, hammer, shovel, Phantom Hourglass and Sand of Hours(duh), and fishing rod. Phantom Sword because he put the Master back and also 'cause it can kill ghosts, Wood shield that I will be completely disregarding because the Mirror Shield is better. Possibly a fairy, I don't remember. In total, Wind has 2 boomerangs, 2 bows, 2 grappling hooks, 2 hammers, and a lot of bombs.
Steam - has the Whirlwind, Boomerang, Whip, Bow and arrows, bombs, Sand Wand, Bow of Light(which I think shoots Light arrows), and Spirit Flute. Zelda follows him as a ghost. Uses a train. I think that's it.
Lore - (oh boy) from LttP, has a shovel, Bow and Silver Arrows, Ice Rod, Fire Rod, Bombos, Quake, and Ether Medallions, Magic Boomerang(because it's better), Hookshot, bombs, Magic Cape(turns him invisible), Cane of Somaria(creates magic blocks), Cane of Byrna(protects from attacks), Magic Hammer, Lamp, Flute(transport), Magic Mirror(warping), Bottles, Titan's Mitt(I'm assuming it outranks the Power Glove), Pegasus Boots, Moon Pearl, and Zora's Flippers. In OoS he has Magic Boomerang, Roc's Cape, Hyper Slingshot, Rod of Seasons, bombs bombchus, shovel, Power Bracelet, Magnetic Gloves, and Zora's Flippers. In OoA he has bombs, Harp of Ages(ocarina rip off), Mermaid Suit, Power Glove, Roc's Feather, Shovel, and Switchhook. And I'm not going to count in LA because that was all a dream. He still has the experience though. So total, we have 3 shovels, 1 bow, 3 rods, 2 canes, one harp, 2 boomerangs, 3 hookshot versions, 3 versions of power bracelets, 2 Roc's items, and two underwater equipment items. Just counting multiples here. Golden Sword, Mirror Shield. No companions that I remember.
Sketch - has a boomerang, bow and arrows, fire rod, ice rod, sand rod, tornado rod, hammer, hookshot, bottles, bug net, flippers, super lamp, Titan's Mitt, Pegasus Boots and Ravio's Bracelet which does the painting thing. Master Sword, Hylian Shield. No companion that I remember.
Realm - has Power Bracelet, boomerang, bombs, bow and arrows that can be silver, candles, whistle, and a Magic Wand. From AoL, he has boots(walks on water), candle, flute, hammer, and Handy Glove(read power glove). Magical Sword, Magical Shield. Somehow I thought he'd have more. No companion I know of.
have you done steam for the "links in others' adventures" thing?
You know, I don't think I have yet. Time to fix that!
Skyward Sword: Everything about Scrapper and the ancient robots in general is absolutely fascinating
Minish Cap: He gets to forge his own sword? That's so cool
Four Swords: Woooooowwwwww this is trippy
Ocarina of Time: Has anyone considered hitting Ganondorf with a Train? Anybody? Because he has a Train right here, he could test it out right now and have the results typed up by dinner
Majora's Mask: If it weren't for the Moon hanging over and threatening imminent death, he'd be completely absorbed in figuring out how the Clock Tower works. Also there's an awful lot of spirits around, actually
Twilight Princess: Between the Double Clawshots, the Spinner, and Fyer's Cannon, he is in mechanical heaven. Midna doesn't seem to know what to make of his ability to see the Twilight spirits unhindered, but since that's normal for him he doesn't bother worrying about it
Four Swords Adventures: Regrettably, the Spirit Train does not multiply with his body
A Link To The Past: He gets vague Malladus vibes off Agahnim
Oracle of Ages: Has anyone considered hitting Veran with a Train?
Oracle of Seasons: He and the Subrosians are just going to have to agree to disagree on whether bombs are better than Trains
Link's Awakening: Special Songs are all well and good, but hear him out - very few creatures can sleep through a Train whistle being blown right next to their face
The Legend of Zelda: Has anyone considered hitting Ganon with a Train?
A Link Between Worlds: If he really focuses, he can see Lorule overlaying Hyrule like a second skin. On one hand, neat! On the other, wow that is probably the worst migraine he's ever given himself
Wind Waker: Don't get him wrong, boats are cool! They're just... not cool like Trains
