#nature problems

[mrscakeishere]

Sometimes I'll be gardening, feeling one with nature, and then a wasp will fly in my general direction resulting in me flinging my trowel to the ground, running inside, and glaring at it from behind the safety of the porch door, muttering things like, "you gotta go."

[oneleggedflamingo]

I kinda want to sleep at the cottage, so I can go canoeing at sunrise easier, but in all of my dreams where I sleep at the cottage I get eaten by bears or wolves. The pros and cons of rural countryside. 

I haven’t been bothered by these animals on my photography trips so I know my fear is completely irrational. The chances of this happening are super small. But not zero. 

[misterfinnegan-blog]

Nature has problems, too.

TL;DR---Nature is a menace, so stop hurting it so it'll be nice.--- Sure, my alcoholic father and whore mother are pretty bad, but I have not a candle to hold to the problems of Mother Nature. Look at how we've raped her with megalopolises, fill her every orifice with toxic waste and pollution. Every moment she lives, she could wipe the entire human race and all animal life from the surface of Tera for all time. Killing nature is in our best interest as a species, and will catapult us into a brutal age of glorious war, interstellar conflict, and space imperialism. Nations will rise and fall at the hands of science, and only the smart will survive by enslaving the strong. Yet, have not we tortured our planet enough for now?

[a-headfull-of-doubt]

I just had to yell at a chipmunk trying to enter my house. He looked so heart broken. 

[highemperorcuco]

"Me and this big evil deer are about to fight"

I say to my friend as we run full speed toward the car praying to 8 lb 5 oz Baby Jesus that Rudolph's giant evil clone doesn't charge us.

[zachnich]

I took a nap in the sun and now my eyes don't work. Help.

[justanearthboundmisfit]

Problems: I can't hear Pink Floyd over the sound of the rain