Jul 1, 2021
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🌹 happy taeyong day 🌹
je t'aime ♡ dazed x lucas
JAEYONG LOCKSCREENS AND WALLPAPERS
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The SVT & NCT McDonald's Crossover Pt.2
*Everyone heads to the kitchen*
*Imagine having like 31 people in barely any space, yep this is that*
SM: "Ok your first mission is for each team to make the guys out here 9 Sausage and Cheese-"
*Minho in the background*
Minho: "I DON'T WANT CHEESE-"
SM: "Ok then what did you want then"
Minho: "Idk like eggs?"
*It's like 6am and SM is already aggrivated*
SM: "...8 Sausage and Cheese Mcgriddles and 1 sausage and EGG Mcgriddle per team..."
Dk: "It's not nice to treat customers impolitely..."
SM: "Just fucking start already..."
*Svt has a mini group pep talk*
Woozi: "Ok bitches don't fail me now-"
*Woozi assigns them all to their jobs*
Vernon: "OKKKKKK LET'S GET IT"
Woozi: "YEAH WHAT HE SAID-"
*They all high five eachother and get to work*
*Nct also has a pep talk too*
Johnny: "Guys...We need to be better...You know better than Svt..."
Jaemin: "WOW how are we gonna do our Exo-L brethren like that????"
Johnny: "This isn't about Exo this is about US-"
Johnny: "Ok let's do this guys"
Doyoung: "YES LET'S GOOOOOO"
*Nct starts working*
[6:46am]
[10 minutes has passed and the kitchen is a M E S S]
Lucas: "I GOT THE BUN-"
Mark: "OK OK GIVE ME THE BUN-"
*Jeonghan still sleeps in the backroom*
*Even Doyoung snuck off to get on his phone*
Woozi: "WHERE TF IS JEONGHAN I NEED MY SAUSAGE"
Hoshi: "HE SAID HIS FEET HURT SO HE WENT TO REST"
Woozi: "...this bitch istg..."
*Svt already has 4 Sausage and Cheese Mcgriddles done*
Nct...1*
*Johnny looks at the plate*
Johnny: "Guys...WHY IS THERE ONLY 1??? WE HAVE 20 MINUTES!"
Jeno: "i'M woRkinG aS fAst aS i cAn"
Jisung: "I'M 15 I SHOULDN'T BE OVERWORKED LIKE THIS-"
Pledis: "10 more minutes guys..."
*Outside where Stray Kids are*
Seungmin: "Why are we outside...it's so...Humid..."
SM: "It's a warm sunny morning enjoy it"
*Even at like 6am Changbin and Felix still find time to flirt with eachother*
*Hyunjin screams*
Hyunjin: "Jeongin cover your eyes"
Seungmin: "Wait i just remembered i gotta get my daily bullying in for Jeongin"
Hyunjin: "Touch my son and I hurt you-"
*Jisung screams*
Jisung: "I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYY"
Chan: "ME TOOOOOOOOO"
Woojin: "ME THREEEEEEEE"
Changbin: "ME FOURRRRRRRR"
Minho: "Hey Changbin can you shut the fuck up you're hurting my ears.."
*Changbin aka "mosquito" is hurt*
*Aussie boi Felix comforts him*
[The 10 minutes are up]
SM: "Ok bring out the food guys"
*Woozi hands Dk and Seungkwan the food to serve*
Woozi: "Don't fuck this up"
*Johnny hands Chenle and Jaemin the food*
Johnny: "DELIVER IT QUICKLY"
*Stray kids each eat both mcgriddles both teams cook*
*now they give their evaluation*
Changbin: "...I liked Svt's the best"
Mingyu: "HAHA FUCK YOU GUYS-" *he covers his mouth*
Mingyu: "Um my bad please continue..."
Minho: "I liked Svt's the best"
Woojin: "I liked Nct's...but why was their patty kinda frozen"
Lucas: "Um we kinda ran out of time..."
Jisung: "Hmmmm i like Svt's the best-"
*Yuta is on the verge of crying*
Jeongin: "I liked Nct's the best-"
Chan: "hMMmMmm both good af but i liked Svt's the most"
Hyunjin: "I liked Nct's the best-"
Felix: "Both of them shits were gooder than a bitch...but i liked Svt's more"
*Everyone gets nervous cuz Seungmin is the last to eat*
*Seungmin purposefully eats slow to increase the anticipation*
Felix: "Can you hurry tf up we're waiting"
Seungmin: "..."
Seungmin: "...My pick is-"
*Zooms in on Yuta crying*
*Zooms in on Mingyu gloating*
Seungmin: "I choose Svt-"
Woozi: "YESSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSS"
Pledis: "This round goes to Svt"
Mark: "Wtf i know they put cocaine or something in those mcgriddles..."
SM: "...anyways the NEXT and FINAL MISSION-"
Admin 2-
-hyungwonthefraud-
"Don't fuck this up"
[NCT LIFE MINI] NCT 127 - ANGEL @ LIMITLESS CAFE VER
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this look lives rent free in my mind
The SVT & NCT McDonald's Crossover Pt.1 [Insanity...] *ft. Stray Kids btw*
Anonymous: "I LOVE THE WORKING AT MCDONALDS SERIES SO MUCH!! Can I request that the NCT and SVT McDonalds meet up at like an annual picnic and all hell breaks lose and Stray Kids (who eat like McDonalds fries or something) commentate the whole thing. Thank you!!!"
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*btw I'm new at doing shit tumblr wise so idk how to put the requests sooo*
-Oh god this is gonna be lOnG aF* *pause*
[5:14am]
*Nct arrives at their McDonald's store first*
*Jisung is still tired af poor boi*
*Taeyong holds him in his arms so he can sleep*
Lucas fell asleep on the table
Johnny: "Can you be professional for once and not sleep on the table???"
Lucas: "But I'm tired..."
Mark: "That's a lie he spent all night watching family guy"
Lucas: "It was an old ep leave me alone"
Yuta: "Why are we here-"
Johnny: "Idk SM told us to come here-"
*Svt walks in*
Joshua: "Ayyyeee wassup fellow Exo-Ls"
Woozi: "DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH OUR RIVALS-"
*Even tho Dino quit he's still there for them for support*
*Ok they forced him to go or else-*
Jeonghan: "Fucking Pledis making us wake up at 5am wtf..."
Johnny: "Language please no cursing in the store"
Jeonghan: "..."
Hoshi: "I curse all the time tho-"
Johnny: "liKe i saiD nO cUrsiNg"
Wonwoo: "Hannie how are you tired you never did anything to begin with-"
Jeonghan: "I was busy-"
*Joshua coughs*
Joshua: "yeah with S.coups-"
Jeonghan: "What did you say??"
Joshua: "Nothing-"
Haechan: "He told you, you pretty much slept your way to the top-"
*Shua is embarrassed*
Jeonghan: "No worries i got you later"
[20 minutes pass]
Jun: "Ok I'm leaving i have a commercial to shoot later on"
Mingyu: "Stop lying nobody has hired your ass since that Panda Express commercial"
Winwin: "OH SHIT I SAW THAT-"
Jun: "OMG OMG OMG I HAVE A FAN-"
*Just then SM and Pledis walk in*
*hmph*
SM: "Ya'll are probably wondering why you guys are here..."
Kun: "Yes we woke up at 5am just for fun"
Taeyong: "Cool it with the sass B"
Pledis: "We have a mission for you all-"
Pledis: "But this mission is to end all missions-"
*Vernon is already confused*
Pledis: "Like whose the better cook- no one is getting fired-"
Haechan: "Good cuz I'm not losing my income"
Chenle: "Ye i love living my rich lifestyle-"
Mingyu: "This is gonna be easy everyone knows I'm the best cook"
Minghao: "Interesting..."
*Mingyu is confused*
SM: "But we won't be the ones judging"
Seungkwan: "Then who tf is judging-"
Pledis: "..."
Pledis: "Another group by the name of Stray Kids will-"
S.coups: "Shit more kids to take care of-"
SM: "They're like around your age calm down-"
*Stray Kids walk in*
Chan: "WASSUP BROOOoOOOo"
*Nct, Svt, and even stray kids themselves looks at Chan confused*
*Besides Felix of course*
Chan: "Um anyways hi guys"
*Taeyong sees Jeongin*
Taeyong: "I have another kid i wanna adopt now-"
Hyunjin: "He'S mY sOn baCk oFf"
SM: "Anyways guys their names are Changbin, Felix, Chan, Seungmin, Woojin, Minho, Hyunjin, Jeongin, and Jisung *18+ 13+ 9= 40...40 fucking people omg*
*Jeno being the cute bean he is*
Jeno: "HI GUYSSSSS"
Changbin: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Pledis: "Ok let's break into teams-"
Doyoung: "OOOOOOO I WANNA BE ON JOHNNY'S TEAM"
Ten: "NO THAT'S FOR ME-"
*Pledis sighs*
Pledis: "Nct you're already a team-"
Joshua: "Damn I wanted to be on their team..."
Woozi: "YOU TRADER-"
Joshua: "i wAs jUst PlayiNg"
SM: "Ok anyways let's get you all into the kitchen...then the competition will...BEGIN"
Vernon: "Damn no need to yell in my ear..."
SM: "..."
Admin 2-
-hyungwonthefraud-
-if you read all of this, you my friend are a real one (▪.▪)
-lEt's gEt iT B
*Okie last post for today i spammed you guys*
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