#nct funny

[kcake555]

Johnny cake 🍰

nct 127

[traumainpyjamas]

still one of the funniest moments

[cinneorolls]

" behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person."

[headintheclouds-posts]

NCT127 reaction to: You snoring

Taeil: 

*Harmonises*

Taeyong: 

Finds it strangely cute 

must be due to raising 22 children of his own

Places napkin lovingly under your chin to catch the drool

Johnny: 

Makes his eye twitch

Tried sound blocking ear plugs once...Didnt work

They don’t call you the Pavarotti of snoring for nothing

Decides to take a pillow and put it over under your head to alleviate the sound

Doyoung

Tries to pretend your singing him a lullaby...with your nose

Does that awkward smile of his

Actually its more of a terrified smile than anything

You wake up to the sound of duct tape

Yuta

Pulls you on to his chest, so you cling to him like a sloth

Pushes your face into his man tiddies

He tells you its for comfort, but you’re pretty sure he’s trying to suffocate you

Jungwoo

Tried to sleep through it

But you’re a little snoring dragon

Wonders how such a beastly sound can come out of something so cute

Now lives on a diet of red bull and snorting ground coffee beans

Jaehyun

Dry heaves a little every time you snore

Looks through pictures of you together to remind himself that he loves you

and that murder is illegal

Mark

Prays

Genuinely worries you’re possessed

Doesn’t have holy water, so just uses Evian with a sprinkle of glitter

Loves you and wants to be with you/too scared to ever leave you

Haechan

Manages to sleep through it

All he has to do is close his eyes and pretend he’s in the countryside

Your snoring plays the role of a large tractor that goes by every few seconds

Never slept better

[xxyra-bunii]

On the front lines of the idgaf war.

[cherryyorchard]

[kkeke99]

[39 missed calls and 166 unopened messages from Johnny]

Mark: Johnny what the fuck is going on–

Johnny: I found a video of this small angry crab that remind me of you!

[strugglesofkpopping]