without prior reserve, i'd like to app in obi-wan kenobi from the star wars franchise. his app can be found in the sidebar of his blog or at /app. thank you!
Thank you for completing your paperwork in a timely manner! Now, let's see here…
The eccentric figure takes back the clipboard and reads through your answers carefully, polite interest in his expression as he nods.
"I don't know anything about this.. force you speak of, but I promise, you'll have it back in due time! In the mean time you'll be staying in ENCOY, where New Yesteryear's greatest minds push the limits of all things previously thought-to-be known and raise the bar with cutting edge technology on a near day to day basis. You'll feel right at h2-home!"
With that, they leave you a gift bag containing the following items:
A house key for ETHER AVENUE 201,
A palm-sized cellular device, complete with access to the internet!,
A singular wrapped butterscotch. Enjoy!
Any other notable items you had with you upon arrival have been confiscated by the Rekindler, as have your abilities. Sorry about that, and welcome to your new home in New Yesteryear!