Platonic Bingfan is just:
Svsss world
Sqq (y): Binghe! You’re back! I thought you were gonna take over the world!
Lbh: had a change of plans
Sqq(y): oh? How come??
Lbh: for you shizun of course!
Sqq(y): awww binghe-
Lbh: and that bitch (shaking in anger while pointing at Ming fan) owes me 50 yuan >:(
Pidw world
Lbh: SHIZUN COME TO DIE
Mf: (jumps dramatically in front of sqq(j)) I THINK THE FUCK NOT BITCH
Lbh: GET OUTTA ME WAY YOU FAG
Mf: YOU MANWHORE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT IF MY DA- COUGH- SHIZUN
Lbh: NO GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU OWE ME 50 YUAN AS WELL
Mf: NO I FUCKING DONT I GAVE YOU A PRIVATE TUTORING LESSON TO PAY YOU BACK DUMBASS ITS YOU WHO OWES ME 50 YUAN COZ MY PRIVATE TUTORINGS ARE 100 YUAN
Lbh: NO I DONT FUCK YOU DICKHEAD
Mf: FUCK YOU
Lbh: FUCK YOU!
Mf: FUCK YOUU!!!
Narrator: Inevitably they both forget why they where arguing in the first place, and this exact scenario will happen about a week from now when lbh remembers why he’s angry

















