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It's done!! It's finally done!
Something for My Sonic MetalSwap AU where Sonic and Metal Sonic swap roles. Inspired by @big-robot-fan's Andy and Steel AU
Neo, going over Cobalt's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Cobalt: Yes Neo: Okay... may I know what you create? Neo: Problems.
Neo: I’m going to take you out Cobalt: great, it’s a date! Neo: I meant that as a threat. Cobalt: See you at five!
Cobalt: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Neo: You and me!!! Cobalt, tearing up: Okay.
Neo: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing! Eggman: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? Neo: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. Cobalt: I like you.
Neo: Eggman won’t come out of their room! Cobalt: Just tell them I said something. Neo: Like what? Cobalt: Anything factually incorrect. Neo, shrugging: If you say so. Eggman, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Shadow: That's ridiculous, Cobalt doesn't have a crush on me. Neo: Yes they do. Amy: Yes they do. Cobalt: Yes I do.
Shadow: Why do you look like that? Neo, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Shadow: Like you’re dead. Neo: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Cobalt: Neo accidentally called Amy “babe” in front of everyone today. Neo: sobs into the floor
Amy: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Cobalt: Um…Neat. later Cobalt, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Neo. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Neo, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Cobalt. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Shadow confessed their love for me? Cobalt: Didn't you thank them? Neo: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I fucking thanked them.
Amy, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip- Shadow: In our favorite piece of shit! Cobalt: Doing 95! Neo: We’re gonna fucking die!
Amy: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Cobalt: And here we have a capitalist. Neo: Did you just- Shadow: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
Cobalt: about Shadow and Amy They make a cute couple, huh? Neo: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Cobalt: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Shadow: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Neo: A realist sees a freight train. Amy: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Shadow: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Cobalt: No. No, Shadow, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Shadow calls Neo. Number five: Amy gets eaten by a shark. Amy: I’m Amy, and I approve the order of that list.
Neo: My stomach growled super loud in French. Neo: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Cobalt: Bonjour. Amy: Le growl. Shadow: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Neo: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Amy: Six? I only got three! Shadow: You guys got sleep? Cobalt, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??
Neo: Bad news—Cobalt locked themself outside of their own house. Neo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Neo: Bad news—Amy finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Neo: Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Neo: Bad news—it was Shadow, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.
Amy: Do you love Cobalt? Neo: Yeah, I do. Amy: Shadow! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Shadow: We all love Cobalt. You should've asked if they were IN love with them. Neo: I thought that was implied. Shadow: … Amy: … Neo, looking straight at Shadow: Congrats Amy, you just won 100 bucks.
Neo: Who would you swipe right for? Shadow or Cobalt? Amy: I would delete the app.
Cobalt: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend? Neo: Tell them how you really feel. Amy: Slowly distance yourself from them. Shadow: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price. Cobalt, being handed a sword: …well heck.
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Amy, with Neo and Cobalt behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Amy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Amy: Shadow FUCKING FELL OFF!
Neo: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Amy. They're mad at you. Amy: No, it's Shadow. They're just being gramatically correct! meanwhile Shadow: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Cobalt: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Shadow: I stand by my choice.
Cobalt: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Neo: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Shadow: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Amy: You guys are fucking terrifying.
Shadow: Truth or dare? Neo: Dare. Shadow: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Neo: Hey Amy? Amy, blushing: Yeah? Neo: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Cobalt.
Neo: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Amy: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Shadow: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Cobalt: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
Cobalt: Why do you look like that? Amy, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? Cobalt: Like you’re dead. Amy: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Neo: Amy accidentally called Shadow “babe” in front of everyone today. Amy: sobs into the floor
Cobalt: Shadow, I have a great idea. Shadow: Let’s hear it. Cobalt: We trick Neo and Amy to go out on a date together. Shadow: YES! Shadow: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks— Cobalt, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
Cobalt: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Neo: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Cobalt: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Neo: But I heard a siren. Amy: That was Shadow. Shadow: Sorry, I got nervous.
The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword Cobalt: Rude. Neo: That's fair. Shadow: Not again. Amy: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
Neo: Which country has the most birds? Neo: Portu-geese! Cobalt: That's a language. Neo: Portu-gull? Cobalt: Good recovery. Shadow: I think you mean good re-dovery. Amy: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Amy: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. Shadow: Throw rocks at he. Cobalt: Hot Dogs. Neo: Kill him. Amy: Thanks guys.
Cobalt, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Shadow: Gray. Amy: Grey. Cobalt, turning to Neo: Now tell them what color you think it is. Neo: Dark white.
Cobalt: falls down the stairs Shadow: Are you okay? Amy: Stop falling down the stairs! Neo: How’d the ground taste?
Shadow: Go on, give Cobalt a compliment. Neo: How do you expect me to do that? Amy: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Neo: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Cobalt, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
Amy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Cobalt: Put spaghetti in it. Amy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Neo: Put spaghetti in it. Amy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Shadow: Put spaghetti in it. Amy: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Cobalt: Where’s my chair? Shadow: Neo broke it over Amy’s back while they were wrestling. Amy: Correction, Neo was wrestling. I was eating soup.
Cobalt: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order? Shadow: Anchovies and pineapple. Amy: I like beets! Neo: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza? Cobalt: I’m disowning all of you.
Neo: What does “baka” mean? Amy: Moron. Shadow: Idiot. Cobalt: Stupid. Neo: The fuck did I do?!
Amy: tapping fingers on table Cobalt: taps fingers back furiously Neo: …What’s going on? Shadow: Morse code. They’re talking. Amy: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … - Cobalt: slams hands on table YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Shadow: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Neo: blushing I— Cobalt, butting into the conversation: Amy is perfect, thanks for asking.
Cobalt, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Neo: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven… Amy, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Cobalt, spraying Neo: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Neo: Dude, I forgot- Cobalt: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Shadow: Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.
The squad is visiting a store late at night to return a DVD for Amy Cobalt: I forget—what happens if we don’t return the DVD before midnight? Neo: Then Amy gets charged extra. It’s called a “late fee”. Shadow: Or was it zombie apocalypse? Eh, I don’t remember, but we can’t afford either.
Neo: I love you. Amy: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. Neo and Amy kiss passionately Cobalt, to Shadow: You owe me 20 dollars.
Shadow: Neo, keep an eye on Amy today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Neo: Sure, I'd love to see Amy getting punched. Cobalt: Try again. Neo, sighing: I will try to stop Amy from getting punched.
Cobalt: Neo, I have a couple of words to say to you. Shadow: Please let those two words be “I’m sorry.” Amy: I’m ready with the bleep button if not.
Neo: sees Amy and Cobalt together Neo: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Shadow: You mean… you ship them?
Cobalt: Isn’t it weird how we pay money to see other people? Amy: You mean movies? Neo: Concerts? Shadow: Prostitutes? Cobalt: Wha…N-no, I mean glasses, what the fuck-
Amy: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Neo: sighing Shadow. Shadow: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. Cobalt: wiping away a tear So inspirational.
Amy: What the hell was that? Cobalt: picks up a flashlight Only one way to find out! Neo: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging! Shadow: Yes we do, Neo. We always do.
Cobalt: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Neo: Weight loss? Drink water. Amy: Clear skin? Drink water. Shadow: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
In a horror movie situation Cobalt: I've got no service in my phone here. Shadow: Shoot, my battery just died. Amy: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Neo: Guys, my phone is a book.
Neo: is hugging Shadow Amy: Hey! It's my turn to hug Shadow! Amy: grabs Shadow Cobalt: kicking down the door What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Neo: No, It's still my turn! Shadow: suffocating Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! Amy: But we need the moral support! Neo: And you're small! Which is cute! Cobalt: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Shadow: close to tears Well- I, I guess.
Neo: ARE YOU- Cobalt: Fucking. Neo: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Cobalt: Fucking. Neo: IDIOT! Amy: …What was that? Cobalt: Shadow banned Neo from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
Note: Other characters swap roles in this AU as well e.g: Shadow and Amy Swap because I said so. I'll work on the designs and basic plot later
🔷: Can you shut up about your Polycule?
♾️: How about you shut up period?!
🔷: Oh look at me, I’m Infinite and I found my mate. Now I won’t fucking shut up about him!
♾️: OH! You are TRUELY one to talk!!!!!!
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🔷: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! You pathetic lower life form! You are A WOR——
🌹: SHUT UP!!
(▫️: bit the fuck out of this tongue)
🌹: You have got some nerve talking to someone like that!! You are NOT allowed to talk to ANYONE like that! EVER!! UNDERSTAND?!
(▫️: tongue barely holding on)
🔷💭: If she wasn’t so cute I would be way more pissed…. Damnit
(▫️: Sucking on ice for his tongue and can’t enjoy the sweets now)
🌹: This place is so nice! We should come here more often right Neo~?
🔷: mhm…..
draw neo being a cutie patootie :3
Bro is only a cutie patootie when Amy is making him do something cute.
He is cute out of love XD
Any other situation Neo is full teeth, claws, and murder
So have some cute ass grooming!!!!
More of that Couple Meme I was doing for a minute.
Neo and Amy, they're so cute. I wanna squeeze them so hard. Just shake them around like a dog toy
🌹: We're going on a trip together!!!
🟢: Do we have too?
🔷️: I think so...
🟢: fuck.
🔷️: I don't want to be here.
