I don’t have that many friends so I should probably change that to family members who have no interest in hearing me talk about kid’s shows.

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I don’t have that many friends so I should probably change that to family members who have no interest in hearing me talk about kid’s shows.
We are about to go to see new X-Men ...
and Jana invented a game. Because she hadn’t seen a single x-men movie she was ...surprised :D by an originality of x-men nicknames... so she started to create her own:
(source)
Storm is boring, so:
Strooper Dooper
Stormy Dompy
storm-boom-chacalaca
Stormy Horny
Stormee
...and then Magneto started to bother Jana’s mind...
(source)
Magneteeno
Magne-NO
Magnereeno
Magneet
....well and obviously
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Processor X
pro-x-yo
Pro Bro
...this was priceless covnersation...
Excerpt #411
"Shield and short bow."
"Wha...how would you even?...Absolutely not. Shield and a spear."
"Waaaaay too cliche. That's ones as old as ancient Greece mate."
"Alright then how about your smart ass? What would you have?"
"Mace and a shortsword."
"Pffft. Looks like we got ourselves a badass."
"Right. Cause your damn bow and shield combo's gonna do you any good against anyone right inf ront of you?"
"And how will they close the gap? The shield's only there to prevent others from shooting me. Otherwise it's an arrow in the head of all of you fools with close combat only."
"These are all terrible ideas. Can I just choose a horse and a khopesh?"
"Booo. No mounts allowed. Only gear."
"Ugh. Fine with you and your stupid rules. Khopesh and...buckler."
"I...that one's not that bad. Still kind of es oh el against anything ranged."
"Yeah well you gotta take your chances and hope you don't take one to the knee."
"Heyo~!"
"Heyo~!"
"Heyo~!"
awkward-violet-orchid said: (OH MY GOSH. ME TOO.)
((OHMGOSH CAN WE BE FRIENDS NOW?! What part are you at in the game?! >w< ISN'T IT SO AWESOME!? Like it's a lot better then I thought it was going to be!! I'm loving it so much at the same time it's really freaking me out and scaring me XD))
Our two new lizards are named after Spiderman Characters
Dad: Pico (the green lizard) and Gwen [Stacy] are sitting in a coconut together.
Me: OH NO! He's trying to steal [Peter] Parker's girlfriend! Maybe we should call him Henry haha.
Dad: Maybe. He could be the Green Goblin!
leanord-"are you listening to me?? "
sheldon: "blah blah blah yeah hopeless penny delusion "