#nerd mode activated

[mrsfoxmulder]

This was several years ago now but yes I am this level of nerd.

[blue-batty-coco]

The spider had broken into Coco's room and stole her pillows to make a hecking fort on the floor just to play animal crossing with the intention of being a major ass and digging up holes on her island . . . at least they were heart shapes ? Being trapped mainly in the den made one forget to torrent your sister . ♡

Coco was not surprised that her stuff was moved again when she returned from her shop. She went over to start her game to relax. When her game started she saw there was tons of holes everywhere in her village. Are they... heart-shaped?? She pouted, "Dang it, Angel! It's gonna take me forever to refill the holes up, the least thing you could do is digged up the fossils for me. Oh my glob, you better not messed with my blue roses." She rambled on and on.

[mistress-light]

Me at a party today talking with my nephew:

‘So, I’ve been watching The Witcher‘

Me: 

[the-principality-of-sealand]

> Sealand

> seaLAND

> no land

> just sea

> how could you lie to us like this

> suing for false advertisment

A PLATFORM IS LAND. >:(

Also Canada comes from the world for a settlement, referring to a smaller one in particular, and Canada is not just one small settlement, so by that logic you would be suing Canada for false advertising as well(and many more countries).

[stigmatic-quill]

[convictedprofessor]

quitetheliteraturecollection:

❝ So…you used to teach? ❞

[sonofcyrodiil]

What's the story on oblivion!Max? In regards to that ship post

At some point after the Oblivion Crisis and after he took on the mantle of Sheogorath, Maximus managed to get married. I’m still trying to figure out the details, but the woman he married helped him pull himself out of the dark place he had been living mentally since the Crisis. I’m not sure how long they end up staying together or whether he tells her about the whole Shivering Isles adventure. As he grew older he started to become more like Sheogorath. He had been frightened by the thought of becoming someone entirely different from himself, so when it finally started to happen he decided he was going to ‘save’ his family from the grief of watching him turn into someone else. He left for the Shivering Isles, never returning to see his family. 

[overheardatthrive]

During the message:

Mike: God will be bringing the city down to earth. Student: OOO! Like Hercules??? Mike: Um... like Mount Olympus? Sure... ***Dan's Nerd Mode ACTIVATED*** Dan: *cough* Hercules is Roman mythology. Heracles is Greek. Get it right. *cough*