#nerd-hazard

[cr1tikaesthetic]

Have you done "this guy's beard is made out of kevlar"?

posting in a sec!

~kuklash

[v0iddr0id]

I got tagged in a post by i-blue-sargent. Check her out!

1) Write your name in song titles

S- Satellite- Guster

E- Escape- Rupert Holmes

A- American Beauty/American Psycho- Fall Out Boy

T- This Is Gospel- Panic! At The Disco

T- Transpose- Bad Suns

L- Little Talks- Of Monsters and Men

E- Eet- Regina Spektor

(had to get creative with the “E”s)

2) Why did you choose your url

I used to have a bunch of dumb urls, i could never really settle on one. Since i’ve grown really attached to tailgate I decided to pick something related to him. Which i guess sounds kinda dumb too but This is the longest I’ve ever stuck with a url. This one might be here to stay

3) What’s your middle name

Shaw.

4) Favorite colors

I like Fuscia/magenta a lot. Every time I see it I kinda want to try to taste it, does that make any sense? It just looks like a sweet color. Pastel Blue also is a really calming color

5)Favorite Song

I have a few since I change so often: If I ever feel Better-Pheonix \  Be Good To Yourself- Journey  \  Digital Love- Daft Punk  \  Irresistible- Fall Out Boy

6) Tag 9 people

These 9 people are welcome to decline making this post if they don’t want to

valendoom , demonsteelking , nerd-hazard , catcatz , morelikedeer , okalokatoka , gokuma , ichangeditmom , awkward-owls

Because you guys are some of my favorite mutuals

[breastforce]

Is there anything preventing shitpostgenerator from posting duplicates?

nope

[breastforce]

I feel like even though skylar is still barely learning English, she has still already learned how to be sarcastic as hell

how long until she catches up to glados

[durfy]

Eyyy

1. First impression: a friend of Jules’ is a friend of mine, also I liked your costume for the float last year2. Truth is: you are one of the few sophomore guys I don’t hate (this is a valuable position to hold)3. How old do you look: 154. Have you ever made me laugh: yep yep5. Have you ever made me mad: "mad" is a harsh word; pretty much all of my friends annoy me occasionally6. Best feature: nice eyebrows B)7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah, we are too bro-y8. You’re my: go-to memefriend, bruh9. Name in my phone: Andy (yo last name in this position)10. Should you post this too? hop to it!

[cherryaire]

are you scp-173? cuz i cant take my eyes off of you

[cherryaire]

This new design of shovel is groundbreaking

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

[v0iddr0id]

3, 18

3) Best Game I’ve ever played

Well I don’t know I like a few games. Off the top of my head I’d probably say something like mgs3 or maybe mass effect since i like that series so much. (I also enjoyed silent hill 2 & 3 more than I’m proud to admit though)

18) A game I wish my friends knew about

I don’t know, that’s a tough one since most of my friends know of a lot of games I play. Maybe mgs? I don’t usually get to talk about mgs often with anyone outside of my brother, and my friends who have played any games related to the series have only played Rising. (don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed Rising)