Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

I'm Seas - when I'm not out haunting your local convenience store parking lot, I occasionally inhabit the shell of a tired, 27 year old native american trans man. I like long walks on the beach, taking blurry photos of strange things in the woods, and strapping knives to roombas for fun. Please, make yourself at home!

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[terrasaved-deactivated20230927]

[byjove]

“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.

[byjove]

This dress could kill you but I completely understand why people in the late 19th century were willing to take that risk.

[byjove]

Here is uranium orange fiestaware, proving that beauty truly is pain.

[byjove]

just found out about London purple 🤤

[bundibird]

I was wondering what was involved with London purple so as to merit its inclusion alongside such stars as arsenic green and uranium orange, and --

Ah, cool, gotcha

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Do you like the color of the poison?

[english-history-trip]

You know what was used as yellow dye for almost thirty years between its discovery and its current use?

TNT.

[klausie]

[playwrongs]

For the record, OP appears to be thinking of the Canon a 2 cancrizans from J.S. Bach’s Musical Offering. It’s written out as a single melody that can be played forwards, backwards, and the forwards and backwards versions can be played simultaneously in counterpoint with one another.

Either that, or they’re thinking of “Jumping Queen” by Beethoven.

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[siphersaysstuff]

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

[nerdygaymormon]

[dunkthebiscuit]

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

[milanesa42]

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[yellow-cat]

the burden of the favorite toy

[faecreatur]

Teeny tiny grub

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ouroborosorder]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

[grimeclown]

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

[ouroborosorder]

makes it all worth it

[grimeclown]

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

[maroonracoon]