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You're going to role play as Santa then all will be fine, Oh fucking hells bells I've broken your spine.

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I was tagged by aech2044 and jarpadspn. Rules: answer the questions below and tag 10 people. Name: Jared Nickname(s): I have 3 nicknames that people came up with entirely to piss me off. I'll go from best to worst. J rod, jarry, and Jarebear. Last one came from my asshole friend Mason who seems to have a weird perverted fetish for making people angry. Birthday: September 24th Gender: Male Sexuality: Heterosexual Height: 6'0"- 6'1" Timezone: central standard time Date and time: August 29th 8:05 PM Average hours of sleep: 7-8 although since school has started I feel like that average is going to decline very quickly. OTPs: don't really have any. Last thing I googled: The Daily Show full episodes (watch the august 26th episode it's fucking fantastic.) My most used phrase: O hai, because me and my friends fucking love The Room. First word that comes to mind: crackle Last thing I said to a family member: "Hey, rotten." To my little brother One place that makes me happy and why: my room because it has all my movies, vinyls and games. How many blankets I sleep under: 2 Last movie I watched in theaters: Guardians of the Galaxy and it was fucking fantastic. Favorite beverage: I mostly just drink water, but I love a good cream soda every once in a while. Three things I can't live without: my vinyls, my phone, and (time to get cheesy for a second) my friends. Seriously I would be so unhappy if I didn't have my (awesome) asshole friends. Something I plan on learning: well I'm taking spanish 2 at the moment so that's one thing, then I want to get better at playing the cello, and I want to learn more about biology because I want to go into a medical field. A piece of advice for my followers: If people treat you badly shut them out of your life. You don't need that type of negativity weighing you down. Don't give them another chance, they treated you like dirt, they don't deserve your good graces. Shitty ex? Fuck em'. (But not in like the good way, you get what I mean.) Friend treating you like shit? Fuck them too. Maybe if they do legitimately get better give them a chance but if they just half apologize they almost certainly will do shit like that again. Just to summarize, hang out with people who make you happy, not people who seem to suck away your life force just by being around you. You all have to listen to this song: Next Time by Curtis Harding. (Here's a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMrnbIKXHdM) Now to tag 10 people. I tag: insidellesternygaard, xxspookymulderxx, peopletheory, nerdcubedfan, i-am-dehvi-the-ghost, grumpyprocrastinator, besterbageler, thenerdyredneck, analfistfight, and sirfluffybuttocks

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This is a bit late

I was tagged by its-an-amazing-penguin 1. What's your favorite smell?: My grandpa's cooking always smells fucking delicious. 2. If your parents didn't like someone would it keep you from dating them?: No. 3. Do you think you're more introverted or extroverted?: Introverted. The people who I'm comfortable talking to might be surprised by this because I'm an annoying, loud motherfucker. 4. What is your favorite subject in school?: Science or orchestra. 5. What's the age limit on someone you would date?: I'm underage so 17 I guess. 6. What are you most afraid of?: Fucking something up and losing my friends because of it. (Valid fear since as I said, I'm a loud, annoying motherfucker.) 7. What's your favorite color(s)?: Orange. 8. How tall are you?: I'm about 5'11"/6' 9. How's your hair right now?: I got a haircut yesterday and I like it a lot right now. 10. What's your favorite thing about yourself?: It's hard to say, because I'm just such a great guy! *laugh track*. But really, probably my sense of humor, even though most people would disagree. (Fuck you, I think I'm funny! What are you gonna do about it? Not laugh at my jokes? Oh...ok.) Time to tag some people, I guess. insidellesternygaard, aech2044, jarpadspn, nerdcubedfan, thesherlostwhovian, answering-the-call So go answer those questions! Or don't. Whatever you wanna do.

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Thank for tagging me nerdcubedfan! (if any of you don't follow her....what the hell are you doing, go fix that right now!) Name: Jared (being named that makes it strange to see people talking about Jared Padalecki.) URL: criticalcritiqueofficial Header: REVIEWS!(sometimes) Favorite color: orange Special person: my friend Jacob, he's my best friendo who sadly moved last summer. Write something in all caps: DID HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? (Of course I had to quote Samuel L. Jackson in all caps, he's just an all caps kind of person) Favorite band: The White Stripes. As I've said many times Elephant is in my opinion one of the best rock albums ever made. Favorite Number: 62. It's the number I always take in sports. Favorite Drink: I mostly just drink water but that's boring so I'll say the most interesting drink I've ever had. I made a Kick Ass themed soda concoction when I went to go see Kick Ass 2. There was coke for Big Daddy, Grape Soda for Hit Girl, Strawberry soda for The Motherfucker, sprite (closest thing to white soda) for Colonel Stars And Stripes, and green apple soda for Kick Ass. The only reason I was even able to make that delicious concoction was because the movie theater I was at had a soda mixing machine. Now it's time to tag 10 people who also have to answer these question so I pick i-m-in-the-empire-business, nacreouslucidity, thesherlostwhovian, turtlemochas, experimentalkiller, grumpyprocrastinator, peopletheory, besterbageler, octopoda-abyss, and jake--from--statefarm. So all of you fuckin' answer those questions dammit. If you don't, I'll know, and you don't want me to know because I'll be very disappointed in you.