TF2 CLASSES AS SPECIES OF SEALS (...AND A SEA LION) 🦭
yet another bit of mine that went too far. had some input from my bf so this could hopefully be as accurate as possible. i love seals and i love tf2 sooo put them together and you get this. image sources in alt text!!!
(note - everything i say here is out of affection. i like to call things stupid if i like them a lot!!!)
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SCOUT - CASPIAN SEAL !
it's one of the smallest species of seal... and scout is small. it also looks kind of pathetic.
SOLDIER - CRABEATER SEAL !
it looks... stupid. eyes so far apart. weird and strange. idiotic.
PYRO - HAWAIIAN MONK SEAL !
just looks veeery peculiar... like pyro. weird animal (directed at both pyro and the seal).
DEMOMAN - GRAY SEAL !
this one wasn't my idea originally, but i agree with it. that's him. very polite looking, one of my fav species.
HEAVY - SOUTHERN ELEPHANT SEAL !
this one's obvious. big... large... oughhh. i was going to do the steller sea lion but these guys are apparently bigger. woah.
ENGINEER - WEDDELL SEAL !
this one was definitely the hardest for me to choose. i just feel like they look kinda similar i don't know how to explain it.
MEDIC - LEOPARD SEAL !
ahh... big scary! just kidding. it does look off-putting though and medic is off-putting to me.
SNIPER - NEW ZEALAND SEA LION !
new zealand. must i say more. it's kinda ugly and sniper is ugly. ew! i wanted them to all be seals but i couldn’t find one that i felt fit him. </3