BESTFRIEND!NERDJO ⡴ headcanons
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bestfriend!nerdjo … a physics grad student that you met while you were getting your bachelors.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who you constantly have to remind to actually sleep.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who constantly tells you physics jokes you don’t get, offers to explain them, and then ends up making you more confused than before
bestfriend!nerdjo … who basically lives in your apartment with how much he sleeps over. he has 5 changes of clothes, a toothbrush, skincare and a stash of candy (that he knows you won’t take because they’re disgustingly sweet) readily available at your place.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who ‘accidentally’ cockblocks by studying at your apartment constantly. unfortunately it is a turn off for guys you bring home to have a 6’3, beauty and brains encompassed man lying on your couch shirtless when they get to your place.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who claims you were ‘too good for them anyway’ when you complain about his record breaking amount of cockblocks.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who has obscenely sensitive eyes and wakes up like dracula when you forget to close the blinds the night before when he slept over.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who uses your apartments broken heating system to his advantage and cuddles in bed with you.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who your mom is still convinced you’re going to marry. every single thanksgiving—that satoru is now eagerly invited to every year— she still claims that satoru is ‘such a kind, smart and handsome boy’ that she would ‘love if you married’.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who can’t help but be a little offended when you go “yuck—never.” every time she does. okay, sure, you’re just best friends but you seriously don’t wanna marry him? he thinks he’d be a good husband.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who sometimes answers the door when guys come over to see you and shoos them away like an overprotective dad or brother.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who made you watch all of the big bang theory and couldn’t help but be happy your favorite character by the end was sheldon… a tall, egotistical, blue eyed physics nerd.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who only asks you when he needs advice for fashion. frankly, he thinks shoko will sabotage him, suguru doesn’t understand how to dress formally, and utahime would never bother responding. but he thinks you always look nice. so help him pick out and tie his tie, will you?
bestfriend!nerdjo … who really does not understand your affinity for that sukuna guy. his stupid tattooed face really isn’t all that in his opinion, yet it has you salivating and practically floating like garfield when he smells pie.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who has definitely commented “we look so much like a couple here” under one of your posts—quick, guess what your reply was [reference here].
bestfriend!nerdjo … who loves to do your makeup for you, getting oddly close to your face and looking down at your lips even when he’s doing your eyeliner.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who pouts when he sees you text sukuna again.
bestfriend!nerdjo … who wants you to stop being so stupid and realize he just wants you.















