#nerds at work

[brilliantandsilly]

Yet another reason I love my coworkers. Before we opened this morning someone built a tower of empty boxes to the ceiling, then when it was accidentally knocked down, someone else wrote the Ozymandias inscription on one of the fallen boxes.

[nakedmohawk]

@tailoredtokill​

"I absolutely think so. I mean, I would need to collect tissue samples to prove it, but..."

       “No damn way, LF are parasitic in nature, if the fibers were a strong as they were some time ago, she’d be suffering from severe anemia as of now and that’s the fuckin’ good outcome...but like ya said, we have no way of proving it.”

       “...Think ya can convince the kid to give us a sample?”

[megaranoelle]

Me and my work friend: *waiting for a test review Kahoot game to update scores* *I pull ahead*

Me: I have the high ground, Anakin!

Work friend: You under estimate my power!

A few questions later I get one wrong. He’s starting to catch up.

Me: Noooooooo!

Him: I have altered the agreement.

This is typical between the two of us. We enjoy it.

[blackcoffeefadedink]

My favorite part of business casual clothing in cold weather: no one knows that under the professional clothes, I’m wearing werewolf socks.

[quill-and-scroll]

From: John T  To: Efficient-as-an-ENTJ Subject: Working from home today, daughter is sick John T. will be working from home today. John T.

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From: Efficient-as-an-ENTJ To: John T Subject: RE: Working from home today, daughter is sick Is John T. okay? Just your daughter sick?

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From: John T To: Efficient-as-an-ENTJ Subject: RE: Working from home today, daughter is sick I’m fine, but I have notes at work on how to launch the 12 hour mass compile. Don’t remember what the exact command is to do it from here. Can it wait until tomorrow? How are you?

********** From: Efficient-as-an-ENTJ To: John T Subject: RE: Working from home today, daughter is sick We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you.

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From: John T To: Efficient-as-an-ENTJ Subject: RE: Working from home today, daughter is sick WHO IS THIS?! WHAT’S YOUR OPERATING NUMBER?

[pjslife]

Nerds at Work

Store Nerd:   There’s also a transformation of value on Tofurky smoked ham deli slices: wholesale $2.43 retail $3.29

Corporate Office Nerd:  The Tofurky value transformation has been assimilated into the mother ship and a satellite sent to your docking port. 

[claeris]

Eating cherries at work and I'm really tempted to do the "rerorero" thing but all of my coworkers are here and they will just stare at me.