#jojo problems

[cockneydio]

Ok but like...

Does risotto even exist in jojoverse?

Does Giuseppe Zanotti or whoever designer the antagonist is in Part 6 exist?

Does Metallica the band exist?

Are these inside jokes everyone gets, or are they extreme coincidences? Homages to real in-universe shit? I have so many unanswered jojo questions.

I mean. Imagine erotically eating a buccellati cookie and Bruno is right fucking there. These are problems and I need solutions.

[cockneydio]

Additional Jojo problems:

why the fuck is Risotto's R backwards?!

[rychazz]

My mother just gave me a salad to eat and before I could take a bite she goes “This is a Caesar salad!” and I started to cry

[poisonforourthoughts]

How I think I'm saying it: "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" How I'm really saying it: ORA ORA RA RA...ARO ARO RA.... ORARARARA... ORA."

[zekedms]

I literally can't remember if I actually Jojo posed in some pictures the other day or just dreamed I did, because either is entirely possible.

[zekedms]

I have finally gotten my friend to start reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It turns out the secret was striking Jojo poses while I was waiting for her, and when she asked what in the world I was doing I showed her the covers with the poses.

"Oh my god I recognize this now! I need to read it!"

Thanks, Jojo Posing School!

[claeris]

Eating cherries at work and I'm really tempted to do the "rerorero" thing but all of my coworkers are here and they will just stare at me.

[binbou-hime]

Sadness

I super duper sad cause I only have two birth marks on my ear > ~ <