Quill

Female / ENTJ / Ravenclaw / Technical and Science Communicator / Old Person/ Mom

[angelqueen27]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🎉🎉🌟🎉🌟🎉🌟🎉

[my-name-is-not-kimmy]

[quill-and-scroll]

Two survivors! Ah ha ha! One survivor! Ah ha ha! Zero! Zero survivors! Ah ha ha!

[animentality]

[karmiccollector-deactivated2024]

"Individual choice!" is such an obnoxious rallying cry. totally perverts a legitimate usage into utter, disgusting selfishness.

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[intj-confessions]

ChatGPT is also great at this

[cheese-whizard]

Seward: hey Renfield

Seward: i'm curious about something

Renfield: hm?

Seward: you don't have to answer if you don't want

Renfield: no no it's cool

Seward: okay

Seward:

Seward: what's up with the flies-

Renfield, immediately: i'll get rid of them

Seward: no wait-

Renfield: it's okay just give me a few days

Seward: no one asked you to-

Renfield: it's not a big deal really

Seward: i was just-

Renfield: it's fine it's fine i'm good all good

[demilypyro]

Not only can prisoners not vote in the US, once you've been convicted of a felony (a very large category of crimes that prosecutors like to find excuses to fit people into), you can never vote again for the rest of your life.

Oh that is fucked, that is fucked beyond belief, that shouldn’t be allowed

[the-haiku-bot]

Oh that is fucked, that

is fucked beyond belief, that

shouldn’t be allowed

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[quill-and-scroll]

It actually depends on the state the felon lives in. You can read more from the ACLU here

[publicdomainreview]

From 1903 to 1907 Augustus Jansson produced more than 30 striking adverts for the Queen City Printing Ink Company, including the wonderful Ink Beasts Parade series, with its “Magenta Ponies” and “Orange-Yellow Ibexiaticus”. More here: https://t.co/pX4sSxOuhp

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[keldrikakand]

Am I fucking stupid LMAO

[min3nc]

cool. cool cool cool.

[azzther]

im- im an english major i hate it here

[rwbystuffbecauseimbored]

[bridgyrose]

The only thing being a native English speaker has done for me: let me guess things accurately!

[lesbianeo]

English is not my mother language so this is higher than I expected it to be already LMAO

[hadesisqueer]

This is so funny when you consider English isn’t my mother language either and I literally chose half of the words randomly😭

[mostlysignssomeportents]

I are a riter

[neil-gaiman]

Like Cory I are also a riter. But I bet Cory dun it fasterer.

[quill-and-scroll]

I write good too. I mean, not as good as @neil-gaiman but that's okay because I officially have the same license to create new words whenever I want to. I promise to use my power for good

[my-name-is-not-kimmy]

Three men propose in one day. Whose proposal do you accept?

Strong jaw, good forehead, almost sat on his hat. Has own asylum

Jolly. Cowboy. Speaks in slang. Noble. Prodigious Bowie knife

Rich. Tall Has dogs. Titled. Curly hair. Childhood friend.

Marry all three or as many as want you, and save all this trouble

Voting ended onMay 27, 2023

[my-name-is-not-kimmy]

[fluffygif]

[teaboot]

stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

[quill-and-scroll]

The sea is a desert of waves, a wilderness of water.” – Langston Hughes

[ithelpstodream]

[simonalkenmayer]

Excellent analogy.

[barkingsparrow]

[quill-and-scroll]

Same

[nitrons]

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

A hero in more ways than one

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

I NEVER KNEW THAT

[azuresoundoff]

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

[brettgelman]

[entpshit]

How to seduce the mbti types in 3 easy steps

ISFJ

invite them over to help you with whatever 

be understanding if they refuse, try again some other time

build up trust

ESFP

meet them at a party

get yourself wasted

tell them to watch you then do something super embarrassing

ISTP

“The american school system is whack”

Drive off into the night

Sarcasm is the language of true love

ISFP

become a hipster boy

take pictures around them with a vintage camera

serenade them with a ukelele

ENTJ

do something cooperative (ex. a videogame, escape the room)

let them assert dominance and micromanage you

enjoy it you kinky fuck

INFP

“Are you 42?”

“No I’m [insert age].”

“Really? Cause you’re my answer to my life, my universe, and my everything.”

ESFJ

love them

treasure them

don’t forget to get them a gift every mother’s day

ISTJ

suggest you make each other a daily schedule

make a to-do list and put only your name under it

congrats you just got a s/o and better time management

ESTP 

Say hello 

Compliment them 

And whoops you’re both naked already dear lord 

INFJ

find one

if you find one then fucking treasure their unicorn ass

always text back you ungrateful fuck

ESTJ

were you a nerd in high school? (ofc you are you’re reading about mbti)

did you get straight A’s? (if not, forge them)

invite them out to a fancy dinner and nonchalantly slide your report card across the table to them

ENFJ

Be a Good boy

Be a Bad boy

??? Be a half good half bad half boy ???

INTP

lean in

closer

sensually whisper into their ear the periodic table of elements song

ENFP

4 words; bring

Club Penguin

back

INTJ

handcuff them to you

this is the only way

tHIS IS THE ONLY WaY

ENTP

 accept the fact that they’ll wake you up at 3am to ask if you think frogs can ever love

take a deep breath and accept it

alright can I have your number