Me, teaching at bird elementary school, which is for birds: okay, now here’s a thing to help you remember the order of the directions when you’re reading a map
Me: it goes “never eat s—”
Me: uh
Birds: never eat what?
Me, sweating: uuuuuuh…
Birds: what should we never eat, teacher?
Me, sweating so, so much: never… eat… ssssssmiley………… words?
Me, internally: nailed it














