#netfix witcher

[thefandomlifechoseme]

Me, watching any scene that isn't Geralt & Jaskier interacting: where are my Boys?? Where are my Boys and their Shenanigans??

Also me, watching any episode without Jaskier in it: yes yes yes no one cares. where is my Bard.

[cicaklah]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating: throw your cock to your witcher

Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier

Summary:  “Like that dandy has ever bedded a woman,” the woman at the next table scoffed. “All those sexy songs of his are about that Witcher.”

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A/N: I can only apologise to Taylor Swift for what I have done, but look I have a lot of feelings about Jaskier the Bard and how he uses his own experiences in his songs, the parallels are THERE alright? And I can’t help it, when a chance to write a farce and punctuate it with porn and feelings, I take it.

You get a point for every TSwift reference you spot, leave it in the comments. 

Basically happy 2020, happy new fandom, happy winter to allll. 

[thefandomlifechoseme]

hi, I'm here to ask abt your ghost Jaskier headcanons because you seem real excited about them!

OK SO-

Jaskier dies.

Maybe it's heroic. Maybe it's not. Maybe Geralt and Yen were there. Maybe they weren't. Maybe Ciri still beats herself up about not being fast enough. Maybe she doesn't. Maybe Geralt knew when it happened. Maybe he didn't. Maybe it was traumatic. Maybe it wasn't.

Point is, Jaskier is dead. Jaskier has been dead for centuries.

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Geralt and Yen and Ciri are on the path still, when they stop for the night. There's a fire burning, and they're all exhausted, but Ciri is still cold, and struggling to sleep.

She could swear someone just draped their coat over her. Is holding her close. Is humming a tune long forgotten by the world. There is no-one there, but somebody is stroking her hair regardless. She closes her eyes, pretending they don't sting, that she isn't deluding herself into thinking that he is singing her to sleep, because surely Yen and Geralt would notice if they had been being haunted for the past several hundred years.

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Years later, Yen is striking out on her own for a bit. It's not that she doesn't love her family, but she does need a break from them at times.

She is taking the long route to what was once called Cintra, because if being functionally immortal has taught her one thing, it's that she has the time to get lost in the woods. If she didn't know better, she would say that she was being followed. But there is nothing there, magical or otherwise. Even so, she is being followed. Or, perhaps, haunted. She doesn't deal with hauntings much- it's more of a Witcher's job than a Mage's, but every Mage knows the basics.

For whatever reason, her ghostly companion can't or won't show their face, but are present enough that she feels followed. She abruptly sits where she stands, and addresses the air.

"I don't have the equipment for a proper seance on me, but I am willing to allow you to perform a minor possession on me." The air is still for a long moment, as is her mind, before she gets-

unease-sorrow

a flicker-bright-snatch-of-song he never wrote

apology-fear

not-leaving-not-leaving-please

And then, clearer than the rest-

will-leave

if-you-ask

will-leave

wont-put-you-through-making-me

love-you-miss-you

He leaves her be then, and she is grateful for it as she beats herself up over this, because they should have seen this coming. How had they not see this coming? Of course Jaskier was haunting them- he'd done so often enough in life that it must have been practically second nature in death!

[thefandomlifechoseme]

Currently watching S3 ep7

I need less Ciri and more Jaskier using his Sandpipering skills/knowledge please

[thefandomlifechoseme]

I'm a minute and a half through making a 5 minute Witcher AMV, and I have to keep reminding myself that TAD probably didn't write Farewell Wanderlust with Yen and Jaskier in mind

[cicaklah]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

NEW FIC ALERT!!!

Rating: So hot I can’t even think of a pithy fake rating.

Summary: In which spring has sprung, Jaskier has a new song cycle, and Geralt pledges allegiance to a queen.

Sequel to look what you made me do, now part of a series called a friend for all seasons

Once I thought of that title I couldn’t NOT, could I? Its crossdressing, it’s got shades of everything I like, it’s basically just porn and feelings and porny feelings, I love this fandom and everyone who sails in her. 

[thefandomlifechoseme]

Headcanon that the Witcher 3/all the games takes place after the Netflix series

Am I basing this entirely off of that one side quest and also the fact that it's not not proven that reincarnation exists in universe? Yes. Yes I am.

[thefandomlifechoseme]

if Witcher S4 is cancelled imma riot.

like you don't understand. I need my imminent roadtrip buddies/found family/hanza shenanigans