Dec 5, 2020
Huge f* You to my father for telling me "kids are there to make us happy. When do you plan to start ?"
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Huge f* You to my father for telling me "kids are there to make us happy. When do you plan to start ?"
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RGPe2mHYXM)
You're one badass drunk.
I’m not dra- drunk. I’m never drunk. I’m drinking, not drunk. Never drunk. Just ask Charming.
Clean your plates better but don't leave it soapy
What is there to say when you wanted bread with cheese on it and you taste traces of cinnamon sugar...
i need to stop having beer with every meal.
The fact that bars and clubs close is absolute blasphemy.
How Many People Have Never Drunk Alcohol
Weird Ive done a lot of shit but I've never been drunk lol