#never funny

[reptilisss]

really feel like large white men should reconsider wearing MAGA parody shirts

[stabyou]

but like i want someone to push me to suicide. i want someone to know that i’m evil and everything i think is terrible. i want the blood on someone else’s hands, not my own. it can’t be me killing myself, i’ll look so pitiful. can’t it be someone else? does it have to be me?

[sassysuho]

kpop fans are so dramatic smh who cares if that ikon dude did it on purpose? like weren't they all performing on the same stage? they're most likely all friends with eachother

[lilyculture]

Here's a good sign whether a comedy film is going to be funny or not: It has a scene that involves a whole lot of puking and vomit. ‪

[gonewiththe-fucking-wind]

Sexism is not funny. Racism is not funny. Homophobia is not funny. Transphobia is not funny. If you find yourself making a ‘funny’ comment that you feel you need to chase up with “but i’m not really racist/sexist..etc” you really are racist/sexist...etc and you’re definitely not funny. it may seem innocuous to you, but what you’re really doing is contributing toward normalizing the opinion that these things can be joked about, which takes away from their gravity and importance.

[tophats-sequinsuits]

I'm just really annoying and awful there's no getting around that

[hidethesin]

Seizure jokes are NEVER funny. Don’t use it as a hyperbole in your story. Don’t pretend to have a seizure. Don’t, just don’t.

You have no idea if a person you’re telling that to has had epileptic fits in the past, or if their family has those issues, or their lover, or anything. You have no fucking clue and every time I hear a “joke” about seizures I remember my brother shaking on the floor of the bus and hitting his head and biting his own tongue. I remember him choking down pills that he hated, that’s made him sick, and tired, and nauseous just to keep his brain from overloading and sending him into fits. So don’t.

Just don’t.