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guys i dont think im surviving this year month

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YOUNG PRINCE FABEAN BEAN!

Peasleys baby brother Oc yapping!! sorry, this is a VERY long post🥀

#THEINCIDENT

YAP ALERT! Sorry if any of this doesn’t make sense lol

prince Fabean bean (dude I’ve been pronouncing this as fay-be-an like fabian but my friend called him fah-beanbean and that was cute so you can pronounce it however)

he was born when peasley was an adult, so I’d imagine they’d have a 20-24 year age gap… I don’t know what beanish biology to go by for this, but I’m pretty sure queen bean can randomly pop out another bean baby years later no problem people already do that in real life

despite him being very small when he was young, he was an extremely heavy baby and kid. they said it was because he was going to be as big and strong as his mother,..but it was mostly wishful thinking since because of his strong resemblance to his older brother, they probably thought he was going to come out short as well WRONG!! he grew up to be almost his moms size, much bigger and taller than peasley, and very muscular. I also like to imagine that he was also an abnormally strong kid . Like he could probably pick peasley up by the time he was 6. The kingdom was probably very happy that when fabean would grow up, he would be a very great successor of peasley (I think he’d probably break the green brother curse and they’d probably end up appreciating him MORE, like not only is he cool he’s also GIANT and STRONG unlike peasley #homophobicbeanish)

I imagine that peasley kinda was, so fabean grew up absolutely spoiled and pampered and being told he was the cutest thing in the world ❤️ i don’t think ANYBODY in the castle or in the kingdom for that matter could resist anything his stupid little face asked for, so whenever he was told no he’d throw the biggest tantrum ever 💔 but who could stay mad at that little thing.. he is a very cheerful and kind of clumsy little kid despite all his tantrums, he is very kind most of the time and a well behaved kid when he gets what he wants. I imagine him being very loud as well and being a d1 yapper. I think he only shuts up to listen to what peasley and luigi have to say…other than that yap yap yap to his mama and lima and the soldiers and maids and peas and whoever will listen. Most do. He is just so cute

he loves bean lima and peasley equally obviously but I think he was especially attached to peasley as a kid… Peasley would tell him (highly exaggerated) stories of his missions, and would say that one day, fabean would be saving people alongside him too. He became really obsessed with the idea of becoming a hero because of how cool his big bro was, and bc of that would go around the castle town helping people out however he could and then declare that he was now their hero, and follow peasley around EVERYWHERE to the point of peasley not being able to have any privacy anywhere . at first it was very cute because peasley absolutely adores his little brother and how much he feeds his ego. but it became incredibly annoying very quickly (RIP to luisley dates) (but it’s okay every now and then because he gets to see how great luigi is with kids and practice for when he and luigi have a kid) So yea. Lots of tantrums when Peasley doesn’t let him tag along on his date with Luigi or like a life threatening adventure. I mean I’m assuming Peasley goes on more of those when he starts going out with luigi I don’t know . BUT OF COURSE!! It’s just in an annoying little brother way that Fabean is able to get under Peasleys skin, but Peasley adores him so so so much and when it isn’t related to anything dangerous, he will spoil him the most out of everybody in the kingdom…

Though fabeans ability develops much faster than peasleys, I don’t think he outshines him until adulthood. Peasley was initially super excited to teach his brother everything that he knows and to do it as soon as possible, but ever since #THEINCIDENT, he never allows him to accompany him on any mission because they’re “unpredictable” and you know know if anything too dangerous for a kid could happen. Peasley was already out and about as a kid and ofc Fabean KNOWS this, and being the like I don’t know 10 year old he is, I think he takes what he initially believed was Peasley being overprotective (which is what it actually is) as Peasley not wanting to share the spotlight with him and not letting him reach his full potential. And it isn’t that Peasley doesn’t have any faith in him, he does and he notices how strong Fabean is becoming, he just doesn’t trust himself on being able to protect him ALSO ALSO Fabean has a very warped perception of how peaceful the Beanbean kingdom actually is because of what happened to him as a kid, and also because he took peasleys over exaggerated stories too literally…he thinks a lot about the one he was told about the events of superstar saga. Yea yeah this whole thing kinda puts a strain in their relationship…

Regardless, by helping around the kingdom and sneaking out behind his family’s back to fight whatever enemies are out in the beanbean kingdom, he grows very very strong ❤️ still….when everybody continues to glaze ur older brother for what you’re also doing in secret it can b very irritating

They probably have a big fight one day where Fabean lets it slip that he has been sneaking out into woods and shit to fight enemies and peasley u know being the lowkey traumatized overprotective big brother he is FREAKS out and yea#yea

When Luigi is there, Fabean would always go to him to cry whenever he was mad at peasley, whether it was because peasley didn’t let him fly on his bean because he was busy, or something like the argument mentioned above… when Fabean was very young, Luigi would always reassure him in a way that he would immediately go back to being obsessed and attached to his brother again. when it gets more serious like this, I think Luigi would still know exactly what to say.

Luigi knows how he feels, there have been so many times where he’s felt inferior to his big brother, but he knows that Mario and his friends believe in him despite his cowardly demeanor and that anytime Mario seems overprotective, he is because he cares about Luigi deeply. Peasleys sentiments are the same as Mario’s, and with #theincident being a huge factor as to why Peasley is so over protective, Luigi knows he has the best interests at heart..

Despite their different personalities, Luigi and young Fabean could relate to eachother a lot when it comes to being in their brother’s shadow. I think that reassures Fabean a lot since Luigi is one of the bravest and strongest people he knows…so hearing it from him is what finally makes Fabean realize why Peasley is so adamant at this. Luigi also acknowledges that Peasley may have been going a liiiiitle overboard with this, and promises Fabean that he will talk to him about this and hopefully make sure that he will have a little more freedom to go out and adventure on his own and with his brother like they are meant to ❤️ WITH CAUTION OBV. he’s still a kid

I think despite being a very bratty child, his relationship with luigi is why he grows out of that and becomes a more humble person in adulthood. He is not as bright and clever as his brother (who’s already kind of a dumbass so like . Sorry Fabean you’re cooked) but he grows up to have a lot of emotional intelligence, all thanks to Luigi❤️‍🩹

More on big fabean later..work has been kicking my ass even further and I’m lowkey on vacay rn so this was just me yapping about his childhood and relationship w peasley heheee. BUT IM EXCITED TO YAP ABOUT BIG FABEAN!! WONDERFUL HIMBO!!!!

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T shot Tuesday falls on TDOV today that's how you KNOW 2026 is the year of the transexual

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BITCH?? WE GOT CODE VERONICA?? CLAIRE REDFIELD IS BACK! BIG MAMA MAKES A RETURN! WE FUCKING WONNNNNN!! 🙏

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Inklore Books has announced that they'll be publishing ELECEED ⚡ in English print format! Volume 1 will hit shelves on January 19, 2027!!

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Louis and Harry are releasing their best music yet this is incredible I’m so happy to be living through this right now

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