continued for @neveraftcr from the source
"your... your lizard jumped on it? and it broke? okay, i'm gonna guess that your lizard isn't 200 pounds and crushed the laptop under its weight." nor does the damage suggest such; looks like it fell off from wherever and landed just right to sever the electrical trace to the screen. "wh- huh? no! i can fix this just fine but you should probably just stop breaking things to begin with..."










