#newintown

[uraynuke]

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The Most Based, The Most Cool™ person has JUST arrived! can you BELIEVE it?! that’s right! it’s me, Uraynuke: The Charlatan Of Hearts™ presenting himself to Yours Truly, Your Honor™ into the Funfair Of Fun™ that is the White Boy Generator™!!! I therefore, declare ME as The King Of Tumblr™ and whatever other platform I have! H4H4H4HH4H4H4H4H4H44HH4H4, ~Uraynuke: The Charlatan Of Hearts™

[boateemaa]

Hi, I am Dianne Norwood, nice to meet you! I just moved to New Crest with my big sister and little niece. I’m really excited about my new life. I hope to make lots of friends. I’m currently visiting Sulani with my new BFF Talisha and her family! Anyway, we have plenty of time to know each other! Bye Cuties!! <3 hair @ebonixsims dress @palmtreesims Chanel necklace and earrings @murphy-sims4 Location: Sulani, DL

[bigwormenthusiast]

i think about these a lot

[hey-there-shitposts]

I sneezed in the Target parking lot today and this old lady across the way goes “May god bless you for your sneeze, next time cover your mouth please.”

Like she spoke in rhyme, I can’t make this shit up.

I think I met the sister of the old gay man John Mulaney met at the urinal.

[axmxz]

[numinaeva-blog]

hey y’all, I have no idea how to work this ;))))

[sensual-pancake]

Need some help

i need some ideas for a (n appropriate) senior quote ?? i don't want anything srs at all lmao preferably john mulaney/good mythical morning ???

[kimberlykrista]

Hhhhheeeelllooooo GEORGIA! Just moved from Tennessee..looking for some new friends..what's there to do round here? Hmu!