#next question.

[reneke2]

chellos i found on my computer :]

[cirrus-grey]

Sherlock Holmes AU for Discworld where Vetinari fills the rolls of both Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes, as both a detective and a statesman. Drumknott takes the place of the dependable and ever-present Watson, Vimes is the patient and by-the-book Inspector Lestrade, and our famous hidden conman, the spider in the web who gets away with every crime he commits, Moriarty is none other than Moist von Lipwig himself - except instead of falling dramatically off a waterfall at the final confrontation, Vetinari offers him a rather tempting career of employment in the civil service.

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Bonus: We follow the story through the genius deductive reasoning of Vetinari as he observes the clues and solves the crime, but he never actually fucking tells anyone what he's figured out. He leaves Vimes to slog through the slow, methodical process of collecting evidence and building a legal case against a suspect even though he already knows "who dunnit". He's not making a career out of being a detective. He's just here for the shits and giggles.

[stimpry]

stimpry-ified eridan meets 2016 fanon eridan hat happens next will SHOCK you

[ratatatastic]

"Let's get to Paul Maurice with an update if we will see Aleksander Barkov before the end of the season." "No—"

[macaroni-stars]

"the birth of poe dameron" 2 ABY

(my rendition of this trend)

[thegreatyin]

i would like to reiterate that im ALREADY going to have a terrible teammate who sucks (iron in a tank) so ideally poor edward would, y'know, Be A Job Capable Of Picking Up The Slack

[aestknowsbest]

This writing shit is easy (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[lamestdyke]

do u think leather boxer shorts would be good idea I don’t like ida of a woman booty digging me I don’t wanna be moleste dim stone

DUDE WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE😭😭😭