Jan 29, 2023
Tfw you wake up from a melatonin hangover, after having a fuck ton of weird dreams. Sterber still being groggy put on his coat and slumped out the door, he needed food and was feeling far too lazy to cook!
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Tfw you wake up from a melatonin hangover, after having a fuck ton of weird dreams. Sterber still being groggy put on his coat and slumped out the door, he needed food and was feeling far too lazy to cook!
@ofunironicmemes
What the fuck is this shit.
"Excuse Me" {Hello!}
SEND ME ‘SAY SOMETHING’ AND I WILL RANDOMLY GENERATE A NUMBER FROM 1-30 OF WHAT MY MUSE WILL SAY TO YOURS
1. “Will you marry me?”
> .... You actually hadn’t meant to say it out loud. Especially not to a stranger. Especially not to a lady stranger. Especially not to a... lolita. No offense, but you didn’t like girls like that.
Ah- n-n-n-n-not you! I mean- ah... ah ha ha ha ha ha...
Object: A label reading Subject #4
SEND ME AN OBJECT AND MY MUSE WILL RESPOND TO BEING GIVEN IT BY YOURS.
> You... don’t understand. Who was this girl? Why was she giving it to you? You don’t want to take it, but you have no choice.
> It’s the subject number that bothers you. Why were you number 4? Why were you even a subject? What was going on here?
> You frown at it. As much as you want to crumple it up, you don’t. You just stare at it.
T-thank you.
dayoosk
> Whoopsie. Looks like someone fell asleep in Junes’ gardening aisle because he couldn’t sleep at all last night.
What happened?!
SEND ME “WHAT HAPPENED?!” TO FIND OUT WHAT STATE YOUR MUSE FOUND MINE IN.
Extremely frustrated with a pair of chopsticks fork and knife
> You were just about ready to give up. The first time you thought about eating something that wasn’t soup and all you had to do was use the miniature pitchfork and small knife. This was impossible. How was one supposed to hold a plate and use both of them at the same time?
> You look up to the woman in the food court. Great. And now here she was going to laugh at you for your ineptitude. You suddenly weren’t hungry. Maybe if you left it to rot for a few days... maybe you could eat it then.
devilre
> Today was a mute day. You were stressed near your breaking point. You didn’t want to interact with anyone and yet you were forced to walk through crowds of people. You couldn’t understand them and you had a feeling you were moving deeper and deeper into a... not so savory neighborhood. Gosh darn it. You would find that place that had the warp from Japan to New York and have it quarantined off, you swore to the gods.
> You don’t even notice when you slam into someone else, staggering backwards. Goddamnit! You bow deeply to him, hoping that the cuffing you’d get would be light at best.
burntbreadpeeta started following you
> You walked through the halls, bored out of your mind. You hadn’t been touched by the king in a long while and this was just... It was unacceptable, that’s what it was. You were a consort for the gods sake! You were supposed to be in his bed nightly!
> And yet here you were staring out over the hustle and bustle of the castle. Instead of walking oddly you were completely fine. That was unacceptable. You sigh and lean against the window. You had to find a way to get back into his good graces. Even if it killed you.