yeah. yeah i am doing underfell sans again. is that a problem?
oh nooooo guess ur gonna have to diddle me…
• Pearl jam enthusiast
definitely listens to pearl jam in his beaten up old truck with all windows down.
• a slightly picky eater
this might be a little controversial, but i think he’s a picky eater. not in the sense where he’s not going to eat anything new or inherently weird, but it’s the simple things he refuses to eat. will NOT eat a tomato, cheese by itself, or mushrooms but will absolutely eat alligator if given the chance.
• adapted to the taste of beer
he absolutely drank beer when he was a teenager to look all cool and tough even though he secretly could not fathom why people willingly drank beer. as he got older, he adapted and he now willingly drinks it. drinks it out of almost strictly glass bottles. it feels right to him
• has genuine beef with sleepwalkers
sorry if you are a sleepwalker but it seriously creeps him out. what the FUCK do u mean ur unconscious just roaming around…?
• genuinely out cold at night
you would think being in underfell his whole life he would naturally be a light sleeper. he is NOT. if you wake up in the middle of the night and want to cuddle? yeah you’re gonna just have to find a way because fat chance he’s going to wake up past squinting at you and promptly going back to sleep.
• love language is physical affection
look at him man
nsfw…..🥹
• likes to be praised ❤️
it could be as little as saying “you’re doing so good” or “nice work” and he’s absolutely bricked and ready to risk it all
stems from not being praised often as a child lol
•unfortunately not a munch 😕
if you WANT him to give you head sure he’ll do it…but i don’t think his heart would fully be in it, he wouldn’t go out of his way to give you head unless it’s a rare occasion. not to say he’s bad at it, it’s just not something that crosses his mind often
•unnecessarily horny right before he goes to sleep
i can just feel it instead of getting horny near the morning he gets it at night. if you ever work a night shift at wherever you work or if you stay the night somewhere he is genuinely mourning that he didn’t fuck you when he had the chance
that being said if you go out on a trip or you’re gone for multiple days without him best believe he’s going to try to fuck you the next time he sees you within the hour
•not too into phonesex
he’d simply rather have the real thing, he just forces himself to “patiently” wait for you irl. plus, sex is more or less a casual thing for him. 1/20 chance if he randomly texts you out of nowhere it’s going to be along the lines of “u wanna fuck or nah”
he also isn’t going to send nudes, what’s the point? however if you send some well..that’s completely different
he is NOT above jerking off to your nudes or even a picture of you on instagram, will tell you if you ask if he has, no chill on this guy
•not into exhibitionism (having sex in public) but is a sucker for car sex
he simply doesn’t want to risk someone finding you two having sex, plus, not only does he have to be quiet, but you would have to be quiet too. he’s not a fan of quiet sex, why have lackluster sex? and, in the back of his head he would just be thinking, “man..what if some old lady finds us..” he’ll do it sometimes if youre really into it but not often. seriously not often
car sex however? oh yeah. if youre down and he’s down, why wait to get home, and he can also use it as an excuse to have you ride him so there’s that too
KNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE I LOVEE UR WRITING DOWN BAD DIVA 🙏🏽😫
Perchance underfell sibling sillies or uf papyrus nsfw? 👀
how’s about u gnaw at my eyebrow hair next pimp
and i love u so badddddd come kiss me
and i’m in a good mood (tore up a beautiful green pepper like an apple and it was really good) i’m gonna give u both in one post❤️🥹
sibling sillies
• easter bunny..
Red (uf sans) had Edge (uf papyrus) convinced that the easter bunny was evil and would (instead of bringing goodies) would take everything a child loved who bit people. this is how Edge stopped biting people when he was itty bitty. He also has edge living in fear of the easter bunny till Edge was like 10.
•brawl.
they regularly bicker with one another but i know sometimes if Edge is having a bad day and Red pushes too much he will bring Red to the ground, not enough to actually hurt him of course but just know Red still has to fight for his life and he is letting out gut wrenching screams of bloody murder
• bullied baby edge💔💔
The entire shtick of underfell makes me think it’s not uncommon for any and all children to be bullied by other children, no exceptions. Popular kids, “weird kids”, quiet kids, NO exceptions at all. Edge didn’t tell Red for the first couple months until he just couldn’t help himself but to complain when Red refused to go play outside with him and the other kids. Red did in fact go outside and scare the shit out of the other 6 yr olds❤️❤️❤️
•Red is the rage baiter and edge is the easily rage baited
•raised that bitch ass edge
this could be canon tbh lol idk🙂↕️ but he definitely learned quickly how to take care of himself and Edge with minimal help from their father (yes i think gaster is the dad🥹) basically acted as Edges parent until he could more or less fed for himself. but even then…Red secretly keeps a close eye on him and likes when he gets to play the cool protective older brother role again
• they can and will shit talk u to ur face just by using their eye lights
sorry if this is butt i have no idea what i’m doing 😿
nsfw of da fucking edge lord of the south..
• no one night stands at ALL
Not the type of guy to find a fling (unlike his brother..) Like i said before, he’s always found sex to being something romantic and not something you hand out willy nilly. You would have to work to get him to have random casual sex even after dating him for months. He’ll eventually get comfortable enough to do that once he realizes that it can be casual with someone you love
not the same with kissing though…he absolutely loves making out; that’s probably the easiest way to get him turned on
• period sex
i’m not explaining myself much just know it won’t stop him and he LIKES it, if he finds out ur on ur period expect a 50/50 chance he’s going to try and have sex before it’s over
• likes to be taken care of
allow me to open your eyes if you haven’t considered it
he adores being able to completely let go of control and have you handle him, wether it be by a blowjob or handjob ❤️ likes to be edged while you do it too, but just once or twice
•NO music
sorry if you like to have music on while you have sex, he WILL go out of his way to turn off the TV because he wants to be able to hear nothing but you
