#nice alliteration

[ghirahimbo]

could a sleepy person do this?? *falls flat on my fucking face*

[masterblooky]

The Clockers’ Clock Caravan come looking like clowns

[theirshipnameisjoke]

A JoKe of a Comics

Images from Moon Knight (2016) and Immortal Hulk (2018)

Edit by Ror

Dialogues by Chysack

[maine-writes]

Thinking With Portals

Rico and Kowalski stared into a hole in the wall, which seemingly led into another, identical room with another Rico and Kowalski. The two glanced over to another hole in the wall, where they saw another pair of themselves looking away from them.

"Yeah, this hurts my head." Rico stuttered, visibly uneasy about the phenomenon.

Earlier that day, Kowalski asked him to help test yet another one of his experiments; a dimensional portal generator.

"With this, we can put portals places we need to go with ease." Kowalski mused, wielding the familiar-looking device aloft. It was a refined, futuristic little device with three spindly appendages reaching around its large barrel.

"Are you s... are you s-sure it won't just close and cut our legs off?" Rico said. "Like that scene in Infinity War."

"Of course." Kowalski assured him as he closed the portals with a push of a button. "They're perfectly stable. I tested them myself...with mixed success."

"Mixed success?"

He explained that he was originally creating a hands-free dental hygiene device, the Trans-Dimensional Toothbrush, before coming up with several more applications.

"But the stroking movements necessary for brushing were too vigorous." He continued. "To make the fine adjustments to pressure, speed, and area brushed, I'd need a human test subject."

"Wait, it was supposed to be an auto-toothbrush?" Rico interjected. "You invent a portal gun and your first thought was toothbrush?"

"Anyways, that's where you come in." Said the intrepid inventor, ignoring Rico's line of inquiry. "I think it's ready for field tests."

On the back of the portal gun was a small screen and a dial. As Kowalski turned the dial, it cycled through a number of settings and the symbol on the screen changed. From what Rico saw, there was a toothbrush, a fish, a triangle with an eye in the center, a skull, a cartoon pony, and a person running through a portal.

Taking the device, Rico turned the dial to the toothbrush symbol and opened a portal in the wall. It appeared as a small hole filled with brilliant blue light. From this hole emerged a pristine, orange toothbrush that began to stroke back and forth violently, emitting a low hum as it did so.

Rico stared at this strange sight. A moment later, he smile curled upon his lip as impure thoughts and jokes came to mind.

"I know what you're thinking. Stop it." Kowalski said.

"So it's safe to put your body through it?" Rico asked, opening two portals on the wall, one close by and the other near a table on the far side of the room.

"Yes, I put failsafes in place so that if a portal does close over living tissue, it stops short." Kowalski assured him as Rico reached through the portal to grab a coffee cup that was sitting on the far table.

"S-so I can stick my dick in a portal?"

"W-WHY!?" Kowalski stammered, his face turning slightly red. "There is absolutely no reason why you would stick y...your...appendage...in a portal!"

"Well, I can imagine a few. I could leave one portal with Julien before a long stakeout. Or maybe I can stick one on him. Or I could-"

As Rico continued listing fun ways to use portals, Kowalski took his device back and turned the dial to skull, pointing it at Rico and opened fire. After disappearing in a flash of light, Rico found himself in a dimly lit room with a piece of paper with the words "Dummy Corner" taped to the wall.

"So I heard Kowalski invented a portal gun." Julien said, walking in from off-screen.

"Y...y-yeah, and..." Rico began before noticing a strange person sitting in the opposite corner. "Babe, who's that?"

"The writer of this story." Julien explained. "He got banned here for writing about the toothbrush and not finishing the Skips and Private story. I read the first draft of it earlier."

"How is it?"

"Starts off with a romantic dinner scene, then a little heart-to-heart, leads to a blowjob, another heart-to-heart, then lovey-dovey stuff." He explained, producing a script from somewhere and putting on a pair of reading glasses. "Not entirely unlike last week's date night."

"So what's wrong with it?" Rico asked.

"His second draft had more lovey-dovey stuff, less hardcore sex. The other way around on the third. Guess he's figuring out how much people would be comfortable with."

The pair looked on as the strange writer, surrounded by balled-up pieces of paper, scribbled away, scanned hastily jotted down notes on pieces of paper and the surrounding walls, and muttered to himself like a madman.

"The struggles of a writer." Julien thought aloud. "I don't envy them."

Based on the PoM Human AU by @drawbauchery

[buglvr24]

just remembered when i was younger and i thought that bongs bubbled because you were heating the water until it boiled

[2242706]

[squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes]

Me: who is that massive membered male?

My actual best friend: nice alliteration.

[surohsopsisofclouds]

Hey I'm bored and also new as fuck. I'm Sailor, my gender got eaten by a squid, but they/them works I guess, and I formed about 4 hours ago. Ta-fucking-da.