#nice try...

[two-romantic-fools]

*throws adoption papers at Sage and Recluse for PanAnon (me)*

Sage: Aah-! Wha- huh? What's this?

(he grabs the papers. Recluse comes over to look at them as well. Recluse chuckles a little)

Recluse: eheh- sorry anon, but we already have a kid. Plus...we don't really know you.

Sage: aw, as sweet as you are, I'll have to agree with 'Clusey here. Though I'm honored you think of us so highly!

[hateflopped]

can you take caelus on an adventure to stupid bitch island?? he's curious.

          "  Dunno  my  way  'round  it  as  well  as  you  do,  partner.  I  think  ya  oughta  be  givin'  me  the  tour.  Don't  get  it  confused  now.  "

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

Whats your sideblog?

anon u will have to come off anon for this one

[ectobuster-reboot]

m!a: john ectobuster, known heterosexual, goes grimdark

for a moment you feel… something. something dark and terrible swelling up. it’s rising and building and churning and… and …. “BUUUUUURP.” oh, it was just gas. you simply scratch your ass and go about your business.

were you a heterosexual, this magic anon might have affected you, but alas no magic affected you for your stats were updated last week to show you’re not straight. not that you’d know what any of that means.

[qqkatie]

Nice try...

[motunriayo]

I’m so used to hearing Freddie Highmore in an American accent- his English accent comes across as a poor attempt. lmao. 

[badexe]

someone trying to cheer me up: you're not worthless! you're not manipulative! you are a good person despite your faults and they don't make you abusive or pathetic at all!

me: okay.... that sounds totally fake but okay