Yesterday a-eliz and I were talking on the phone. And we were saying something about running, and how I’ve been going on runs, and she said
"Oh yeah. I was going to run on Saturday, but I cleaned too much. I couldn’t lift my arms. Steve had to shampoo my hair.”
Just to be clear: a-eliz CLEANED. SO MUCH. That she could not shampoo her own head.
How do people not think she is a nutter?! She is a nutter.

















