#nick glee

[cuntycassandra]

I’d also like to say a happy birthday to Mr Curt Mega, who played our lovely Nicky Duval. It’s an honour to share a birthday with you sir 💛

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Saw the last ask and now I'm curious about your opinions on Kurtbastian inviting a 3rd... who the top runners would be (personally my top choice is Elliot bc I love kurtbastian in Kurt's nyc glowup era)

Ahahaha what an EXCELLENT thought anon I'm very glad your mind went there

So I definitely agree Elliott would be a top contender. Honestly they would be an unstoppable trio imo, I feel like they'd all be best friends. I've also definitely written a fic where Kurtbastian are in a relationship and have a threesome with Elliott, so. Yeah.

Depending on the AU I think Blaine could be an option for them. I said this might be a no for Puckurt because of Klaine's history, but I don't think that would be an issue for Kurtbastian honestly. So unless Klaine ended on bad terms, I think this could be pretty likely.

Those are probably the two most likely. I might round out the top 3 with Sam? Also potentially Puck depending on the AU. Or maybe one of the Warblers... I'm not sure which one (Nick or Jeff I guess?), but I feel like that would be a good option.

But also shoutout to this fic which features Kurtbastian having a threesome with Puck, and then another with Sam. It's a good one.

I'm also now thinking about Dave - that's a tricky one because he has a kind of complicated history with both of them. So while I definitely don't think it's out of the question I think it would really depend on context/the AU we're working with. I could imagine a scenario where he'd be in their top choices.

[deltorogirl]

i was innocently watching glee because my sister wanted to see grant gustin and then i was ATTACKED by curt mega in uptown girl wtf like i legitimately started crying

[suguru-saturn]

I have been caught singing the uptown girl glee cover wayyy too many times

Curt is a really talented singer its making me cry

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Warblers

[dareinchris]

In the Diary Of

In the Diary Of

Rated: +13 – sexual references, language, alcohol abuse

Summary: My name is Nick Duval.  I think my best friend, Jeff Sterling, has a crush on me, because he has a scrapbook of our future children. I silently fear my rear disappearing if I lose weight, but who doesn’t? Also, I might have accidentally slept with Sebastian Smythe because I wanted a solo. Well, YOLO, right? Niffbastian triangle. Genre: Humour/Drama

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  Entry 1 – To Take Note Of

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  Hi.

  My name is Nick Duval – yes, that is an actual name.

  Let’s get some things straight (not that I’m making a crack about gay people, okay?)

  The only reason I’m not doing a ‘Dear Diary’ entry is because I’m pretty sure that I misspell Diary as Dairy half the time and it’s weird for someone to open this up and find ‘Dear Dairy’ – how humiliating.

Not that them finding this is every okay – you know, just in case.

  So, yes.

  Many things you must know about me.

  Number one.

  I’m pretty sure that I’m not one hundred percent straight because I have a crush on Benedict Cumberbatch but who doesn’t?

  I also think Blaine Anderson really does sing like a dream and is sex on a stick, but you know, just a bit.

  Similarly, when you live in a world where Angelina Jolie is considered an attractive female, I just can’t –

  I furthermore think that being in a school full of guys made me accustomed to staring at men genitals and admiring its features – you know, after lacrosse at least and why am I talking about this?

  Number two.

  The Warblers think I’m depressed, because all I seem to own is black. My Mother thinks I have self-esteem issues because all I seem to own is black.

  …

  So yeah, I don’t own enough black.

  Number three.

  I think Jeff ogles my ass when I’m not looking.

  Is it wrong to feel so flattered? Someone thinks my derriere is worth looking at! And they’re not partially – okay, maybe very – drunk.

Number four.

  For my New York’s resolutions, I’ve made a pact to never drink again and to gain fifteen pounds of muscle.

  …

  When I said that, I was drunk.

  I also seemed to mysteriously lose fifteen pounds turning vegan and it’s only midway February. Jeff thinks I’m wasting away.

  I think it’s because he likes looking at my rear, and if I lose weight, he will have no rear to look at.

  Number five.

  My Mother thinks that the ghost of my brother is probably living in my room. You know, from how messy it is.

  I also managed to find a rancid meat sandwich full of molten cheese. I thought to power through and simply take it out of my room.

  My ‘power through’ plan includes me turning vegan and throwing up whenever Thad eats a turkey sandwich.

  Number six.

  Jeff has had a screaming fit because I refused to try his homemade vegan cupcakes.

  So I did.

  Now, he’s screaming at me because I’m unable to keep anything down and it’s personally insulting his baking skills.

  Number seven.

  I think Jeff likes me but I might be wrong.

  He has a scrapbook of our future children.

  He’s bought me Playboy underwear.

  And has pictures of bondage gear saved on my laptop. I’m slightly frightened.

  Number eight.

  David thinks I’m the son of the Devil because I may have pierced my belly button when I’ve gotten drunk. Slightly. Possibly.

  Or you know, I might have done it voluntarily because I’m not supposed to get drunk. See New York’s resolution above. You know, I’ve always wanted a piece of metal to be pierced through my belly button anyway. I’ve always liked Iron Man.

  Number nine.

  David has once accidentally knocked me out by accidentally throwing a water-bottle at me in rage. I had blacked out for hours. Why? Because I made a joke about Katherine Rivers.

What did I say?

  “When you have sex, I’m pretty sure she comes in rivers.” FML.

  Number ten.

  I own a Tumblr. I’ve made it when I was drunk. Or you know, sober. And I shamefully have no idea how to stop following blogs that reblog cats.

  Also, David doesn’t find it amusing to follow “NickCanLickYourCockUntilYoureSick”.

  …if it’s any consolation, at least I didn’t mention the size of my cock. And it’s quite creative for a name that I’ve managed to come up with drunk on quite a large amount of Barnivore. Yes. Vegan alcohol. It exists.

  Number eleven.

  I manage to screw up many things in my life.

  Such as Katherine’s pizza order, making her break nearly five years of vegetarianism because I swapped Thad’s seafood pizza with hers.

  Well, couldn’t she smell the fish? I think she’s wanted to break that damn vegetarianism if she can’t smell fish.

  David had not been happy.

  David had been cruel.

  David had made me put cheese in my sandwich for revenge and made me have a panic attack about eating a product of dead animal carcass between bread—

  I also manage to screw up the timings for my brother’s wedding. 

  My brother, Rick, is not happy at me being – accidently, okay? –  six hours late for his wedding and thus, says that when I get married, he’ll be seven hours late to my wedding just to spite me.

  My Mother’s only response to that statement is, “Nick? Married?” and then she’s proceeded to laugh her ass off to the next century.

  I have also accidentally, ACCIDENTALLY – once or twice – slushied Kurt in the face when I’ve been drunk because he’s confided to me that they used to slushie him.

  Or you know, I never get  drunk anymore because it’s my New Year’s resolution.

  In my defence, it isn’t really a ‘slushie’, just a freezing cold Starbucks frappuccino so that excuses me, right?

  I think Kurt’s more concerned about if any of that whipped cream’s landed in his mouth and he’s just ingested three hundred calories so…

  Oh, and there’s one more thing…

  I might have accidentally slept with Sebastian Smythe for a solo.

  …

  If it helps in any way, he thought I purred like a kitten and he thought my piercing was “super-hot”. Also, I was actually sober for this. The one time I want to be drunk and I’m actually very sober – WHAT IS THIS SHIT

  Okay. Let me start from the beginning…

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Curt Mega

[Gonna try and make one of these for as many warblers as possible before the Project Warbler deadline tomorrow..and still have their letters to write...damnit :S]