Jun 12, 2025
"Then we took the seed oils out of the drinking water and everyone got based!"
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"Then we took the seed oils out of the drinking water and everyone got based!"
Saying "I like you" is one thing. But saying "I know people have hurt you. And you feel like I'd be better off without you, but I need you to know that my life is way better because I met you. And I'll keep on saying it until you believe me. I don't care about getting into fights or pissing off all my mates or anything like that. It's all worth it to be with you. You are the kindest, most thoughtful and caring and amazing person in the whole world. And if you really want to break up, I would respect your decision, but I want us to be together. You are my favorite person and I need you to believe me." Changes the whole game. 😍😍😍
I swear to fuck if this dog dies that’ll be my 13th reason…
Nick: what’s worse, burning Christians on stakes or burning steaks on Christians?
Nick, playing animal crossing: how do you pick things up?
Me: y
Nick: I said how
Me: yeah y
Nick: because some money fell out of the tree and I want it
Me: y
Nick: because I want the money
Me: Y
Nick: just tell me how to pick it up
Me: THE Y BUTTON
Nick: if you think about it, the esophagus is the absence of body
Nick: what road do people take when they want to visit me?
Nick:
Nick: they take the scenic route