10 Best Hampers This Christmas
As we know Christmas is approaching and can’t wait to get our hands on a basket full of things we could easily individually buy and put in to a basket so we’ve decided to compile our favourite hampers.
1.Krub Hamper
Everybody remembers Australia’s favourited animated snail from the 70’s “Krub!" (taken off the air due to sexual harassment charges). Krub was our favourite sludgy snail. The Krub hamper is full of everything Krub including those beloved Krub A Dubs and Krubomeos Get it now and feel the Krub memories running back inside you
2. Ol Grip On The Road Hamper
Everybody knows driving in the wet can be hazardous. Why not celebrate it with this fantastic hamper full of goodies? It’s full of all things to do with careering down a slippery surface, whether aquaplaning across wet tar or simply sliding down an icy hill this is the hamper for you
3. Hamper Hamper
Everybody loves a hamper, you wouldn’t be reading this if you didn’t! I mean who else would? Someone not interested hampers? I don’t think so! For example if you wanted to read an article about “Top 5 Best Chainsaws” (and god forbid why would you?) you’d have to be interested in chainsaws to some extent wouldn’t you? Anyway this is a hamper full of hampers!
4. Hamper 2000
This hamper has a computer built in to it. Feel the future
10. Egg Timer
Not a hamper, but great for cooking eggs!
We hope this article has been handy for all of your hamper needs! As Father Christmas says “Get a good hamper"
Nick Capper is Australia’s favourite unpaid comedian, why does he refer to himself as “we” ha ha, that’s his business! More of his articles can be found in the oxford dictionary or at funeralhomesluts.org.edu