Discover Top Posts Tagged with #nickhelmer

No clue why I followed but I ain’t unfollowing. You have a decent blog, pal

You just kind of stumbled into a room occupied by a gay man eating mac and cheese, but he’s not hurting anybody, so you figure you might as well stick around and see where this goes.

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If I were dating you that’s be pretty gay

This and “if we were dating we would be dating” are the two constants that one receives if there blog one of those “if we were dating” prompts tbh

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I always suspected this blog was run by a sleepy cat. Glad I have confirmation

Curses!

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Welp, that guys an ass. I'd say team up with the other girls "John Tucker Must Die" style, but with a lot more arson. Like, 100% more arson. I, a stranger on the internet, am giving you full pardon to commit some frankly absurd amounts of arson against him. Burn all of his objects.

Wow this was from when I was talking to a guy and found out he was talking to someone else and then he got together with a third girl. It all seems so trivial now.

I’ve had this saved in my inbox for 2 YEARS because it’s always relevant. I showed it to all my friends and we’ve started saying “burn all of his objects!” whenever a guy fucks up. Such wise words of wisdom.

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