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actively mourning his facial hair if you even care

#nico why #this genuinely made me sad #mourning it like it’s my late dead wife #nico come home the kids miss you #nj devils #nico hischier #team switzerland hockey #pictures from swissicehockeymen on Instagram #kat yaps

write a sonnet about traffic lights being hot (please 🥺)

It was a very hot midsummers day

Plastic gets extremely hot in the sun

People will touch it and ‘ouch’ they will say

Traffic lights? They will certainly want none

I will admit, pie told me to write this

She doesn’t believe in the traffic light

Looking at those lights do not bring her bliss

Now for what you really wanted me to write

Nico thinks they’re the best thing to ever exist

More than sexysantanathesecond

Seeing them brings the throuple so much bliss

They found it weirdly sexy I reckoned

Why do you feel this way ‘bout traffic lights

It makes me want to take away your rights

#Nico #you changed your url again so you don’t even get a url tag now #NICO WHY #also i wrote more about you liking them then specifically thinking they’re hot sorry #asks #I didn’t wanna do any more #I was proud of myself for the sexysantanathesecond reference though #the throuple

Percy: know what I want to do on this fine day?

Nico: hopefully not think about all the future prophecies you'll probably in, and all the new possible risks you're going to have to take because the gods force you to. you're also not good at hiding how angry you get when we go to olympus but other than that. what do you wanna do today?

Percy: man I just wanted some pancakes