snee x smogmella
Who is the most affectionate?
Smogmella, because Snee is a big grump.
Big spoon/Little spoon?
Smogmella is the little spoon, even though Snee could easily get lost in her hair.
Most common argument?
Is it okay to keep swords in the house with children.
Favorite non-sexual activity?
Reading and cuddling.
Who is most likely to carry the other?
Snee carries her, because she carries her yonuger siblings (A trio of Smoglinga) a lot.
What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?
Snee is quite fond of her neck, and teases her by saying her’s going to drink her blood. Smogmella likes his hands, and teases him by kissing his fingers while he’s trying to be dark and edgy.
What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?
Snee tries to be more gentle and kinder, especially to her siblings. Smogmella is less formal and more teasing.
Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?
Smogmella has taken to calling her lover “Mr Edge” to rile him up when he’s being silly.
Who worries the most?
Snee
Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
He is good at holding grudges, and remembering what Smogmella had for dinner.
Who tops?
B )
Who initiates kisses?
Smogmella
Who reaches for the other’s hand first?
Smogmella
Who kisses the hardest?
Smogmella. Seeing a pattern?
Who wakes up first?
Snee is a very light sleeper.
Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
Smogmella
Who says I love you first?
Snee, he said it very quietly and shyly, possibly while she was sleeping.
Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)
Smogmella. But useful notes like “You have to pick up the triplets at noon” and “Don’t forget your hat”
Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?
Smogmella.
What do their family/friends think of their relationship?
At first th triplets though Snee was scary (even the little boy, who was the first to meet Snee when he was lost in a woods) now they cuddle all over big brother Snee.
Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?
Smogmella
Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?
Smogmella, because Snee’s cooking is mostly just eating stuff raw, or if he’s feeling fancy, cooking it over a fire.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
Smogmella.
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?
... Snee
Who needs more assurance?
Snee
What would be their theme song?
No Dream can Heal a Broken Heart
Who would sing to their child back to sleep?
Smogmella
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Live their lives, but Snee can be kind of clingy, which he often chastises himself for.
one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart
Snee is a murderer, and knows Smogmella needs someone better than him, thinking she’s just taking pity on him.
one headcanon about this OTP that mends it
They take care of baby Smoglings together (not much of a headcanon, but idk)







