Percy and Reyna
Reyna rating Percy:
Looks: should be a literal sex god | too gorgeous to be true | gorgeous | handsome/beautiful | cutie | nice | not my type
Reyna: *adds total pretty boy*
Percy: *looks like a cat who just ate the goldfish*
Personality: SWEET CINNAMON ROLL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORD | I love them | I like them | they’re okay | they’re an asshole | I hate them | despicable being | has no personality
Reyna: *kisses Percy’s cheek*
Relationship: we’re lovers | we’re soulmates | we’re platonic soulmates | we’re best friends | we’re friends | we’re allies | we’re family | we’re enemies
Frank: ...You... you guys sure about that “patonic” part?? *looks at Percy half sitting in Reyna’s lap*
Percy: Bros. Total bromance.
Frank: ...Reyna’s a girl.
Reyna: Oh, so you’re saying women can’t be bros.
Percy: Don’t be sexist, Frank.
Frank: But-
Hazel: *waves a dismissive hand* Give up, babe. Just... give up.
Percy rating Reyna:
Looks: should be a literal sex god | too gorgeous to be true | gorgeous | handsome/beautiful | cutie | nice | not my type
Reyna: *training in a tanktop, sweaty and gorgeous*
Percy: *licking his lips*
Frank: ...You sure about the ‘platonic’ part? So that’s a platonic boner then? Yes?
Percy: Bro-ner.
Personality: SWEET CINNAMON ROLL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORD | I love them | I like them | they’re okay | they’re an asshole | I hate them | despicable being | has no personality
Reyna: *kisses Percy. On the mouth*
Frank: *throws hands in the air* That’s it. Bros don’t kiss each other!
Jason: Wait. Not. Nico! Why didn’t you tell me that bros don’t do that?!
Nico: *blushes* I’m from the 30s! I don’t know the concept of bros. I just... thought that was a new term for boyfriends?
Jason: ...Oh. *blushes*
Reyna & Percy: *high-fiving with broad grins*
Frank: *squints suspiciously* Wait. So. Did you just kiss to be wingmen for Jason and Nico, or did you really kiss?
Percy: *sighs dramatically* That’s for us to know and for you to go insane over.
Relationship: we’re lovers | we’re soulmates | we’re platonic soulmates | we’re best friends | we’re friends | we’re allies | we’re family | we’re enemies
Frank: HAH! H A ! ! ! *triumphant*
