I know I said I learned my lesson last time... but I'm also a strong believer in second chances. Which is why I've decided to replace all the Camembert in the house... with skim-milk mozzarella cheese sticks.
Suffer, you sentient bobble-headed incarnation of abject humiliation.
Because of HIM, I’m sure the whole school now thinks I proposed...
...in the bathroom...
...to Nino.
Not that there is anything WRONG with Nino, I mean I would totally
Just, it's not like I don't swing that way because have you SEEN
It's not like I haven't considered him or maybe even Ma
Look, if it wasn't for Ladybug, then
...I need to find a worse cheese.
It was right at the end of lunch break. We had both gone to the bathroom, and I was washing my hands when... it happened.
I... I just kept looking at the stall door. Like, it was this horrible, physical barrier between me and him and...
...mon dieu.
I scratched at it.
I whined at him to hurry up and come out.
At one point I started to CRAWL OVER THE DAMN STALL DOOR!
And of course, he was pissed, but I-- I COULDN'T MAKE MYSELF GET UP AND LEAVE!
Next thing I know, the stall is slamming open and he's lecturing me on bathroom etiquette while I'm just... cowering like a kicked kitten.
And maybe... maybe that could have been explained away. Maybe we could have salvaged that highly odd, but perfectly excusable positioning...
...if only I hadn't opened my mouth.
If only I hadn't let my damn curiosity (I BLAME YOU PAGG) get the better of me...
If ONLY I hadn't continued to kneel there while I asked a question....
A question to which my rather embarrassed bro responded with a rather loud “YES!”...
...right as Kim walked in.
It doesn’t help matters that Nino forgot to zip his fly. Based on Kim’s reaction of “I thought Max and me were the only ones…”
...pretty sure even I can guess what other activities he assumed were going down happening before that…
Do you think Ladybug would be willing to trade Kwami's?
Okay, do you know what's not cool? This whole, entire week!!!
Adrien trying to get inside my stall while I'm doing my duty? Not Cool.
Kim walking in to find Adrien on his knees in front of me? NOT Cool.
The whole school thinking we are engaged in various activities or TO EACH OTHER!?
NOT COOL!!!
But the absolute worst part of this whole mess?
In the live-action reenactment I stumbled upon today, the role of me was played by Kim, except HE actually GOT A HAPPY ENDING!
NOT.
COOL.
Don't get me wrong- Alya is more than enough for me. But we both agreed to be allowed a celebrity-side dish...
...AND THIS WEEK SERVED ME MY FANTASY OF ADRIEN ON A SILVER PLATTER!
The literal definition of Adonis... on his knees... after trying to crawl into my stall... He was right. FLIPPING. THERE!
But as usual, Kim had to finish first!
Alya tried to make me feel better by showing me the reaction Marinette had upon hearing about “the incident” on Monday... and I have to admit, it was good.
I've never seen bread come out someone's nose before... ouch.
At least it's all over... aside from detention next week, I can look forward to my bro being the one in the spotlight again. I already planted the seeds of my revenge for the hell he put me through this week. Dude is way too innocent for his own good.
