A Book About Mental Illnesses: Chapter Titles
1) my drink smells a little weird and now i cant drink it (episode 19) 2) "my pencil is 3 inches from where i left it" and other reasons i know someone went through my stuff 3) im not saying it has to be perfect but if it isnt i might die 4) this song has been playing for 3 hours now and i can no longer tell when it starts or ends 5) if the feet on the keyboard arent flipped up while im typing im going to start crying 6) im failing 3 classes but at least im not hungry at the moment 7) if anyone touches me then one of us may die 8) am i a hypochondriac or am i just imagining that i am 9) I Saw A Cute Bug But I Swear Thats Probably Not Why Im Crying 10) Whats that sound? Whats that sound? Whats that sound? Whats tha 11) whoa neat when did i start crying 12) ,,, •`-'• , ,, 13) im too tired to sleep and have been for the past 8 days 14) yes i may be paranoid but that doesnt mean im wrong 15) ive changed my phone wallpaper 12 times in the last 4 minutes 16) sorry i dont remember todays date, can i make it up to you by giving you a dictionary definition to any word you want 17) i havent felt an emotiom in over 3 months but look at this neat slinky i got 18) ive been staring at this cornflake for ten minutes and i can see gods face in it 19) what are thoughts and how do i have them 20) it was 9 pm two minutes ago, what do you mean it's 1 am 21) i know you were talking but i dont know why or what you said, could you start over (take 6) 22) i just closed my eyes and slid one dimension to the left 23) does target at three am still count as a liminal space if time doesnt exist around me anyways 24) i can always tell when ive seen or heard an actor before in a different show and today i noticed an actor from johnny test in my favorite movie and cant watch it ever again 25) i know what this word means but im gonna google it 8294 times just to be sure 26) my legs are floating 4 inches above the rest of me, send help 28) i read this thing 45 times before i realized i had spelled "illnesses" like "illmesses" and i can feel my soul leaving my body 29) SHIT I FORGOT 27 30) you talked to me twice? i love you now 31) my friend used slightly different tone than usual, they obviously hate me and are plotting my demise 32) the ADD made me skip the long post and then the paranoia made me go back up and read it just in case it was important 33) theres nothing more important to me than liveblogging everything i do
