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saw this meme on tiktok and i couldn't not

(i apologize for the shit quality... of the drawing, video or editing? YES.)

~Nina PH

"I mean yeah, I had a crush on Gingka when I was a kid, but I'm basically 20 now, so I only see him as baby must protect."

(shogun steel drops)

"oH nO hE's HoT"

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My only two moods when writing

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Heyyyy my favorite shits!!

Ok, so, (sweats insecurely) I made a little drawing of one of my A&B conversation posts!

I've never before drawn on a digital tablet, so excuse my art skills (as if I could do any better of a job with just pen and paper... Look I'm a writer, not a draw-person). But even with that, it was just really fun to make :) It's just fun drawing my stupid-ass fictional children, so I hope you enjoy them too!!

I don't think I'll draw these comics too often cause it takes waaaay too much time for not being that good. But whenever I'll doodle just for myself and I'll think it's the right brand of shittiness to be posted here, I'll share it with you!

Kind regards! (sensually finger guns out of the room)

~Nina PH

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Writing the first draft of a novel is super stressful but... god DAMN can it be fun sometimes.

~ Nina PH

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Max and Clementine wearing matching shirts with the letter M on them.

Max: M is for Max!

Clementine: M is for DOOM!

Max: Clementine... What?

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Clementine: Hey Max! Check it out! (walks into the room with her shirt off - have no fear her exquisite flat bosoms are not exposed, she is in fact wearing and showing off her new swimming suit) (the bra is bright green with blue swirling patterns) (very stylish) (such wow)

Max: Hot damn! Where’d you get that?

Clementine: Let’s just say I... (kinky smirk) got them off someone.

Max: Oh you hoe. I love it! Now we can finally go swimming in the lake. I’ve wanted to do that for forever now.

Clementine: Swimming? Like... like in water?

Max: No, in a tub of jello. Yeah in water, where else?

Clementine: Oh... Em, you know, I have a different great idea! How about, instead of going swimming in a lake, we don’t do that!

Max: Clementine. It’s a swimsuit. You’re not actually planning on not using it for swimming, right?

Clementine: ...

Max: ... right?

Clementine: (runs away)

Max: You- Get back here you hydrophobic flat dumbass!

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Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!

Modern AU: Valentine's day! (cause there is no Valentines day in Kwindarr)

Max and Clementine go to McDonald's at 4 am.

Employee: Hiiii there! Someone’s ready to start Valentine's early.

Max: Huh? (looks at his phone) Oh yeah, it’s the 14th already.

Clementine: Psst! (points to a poster on the wall)

The poster says: This Valentine's let’s get busy and let’s get cheesy! All couples pay half the price on any order including our special cheeseburgers for their special day!

Max: Yes, me and my GIRLFRIEND will have 10 cheeseburgers.

Clementine: (throws herself around his neck) What my future hubby said.

Employee: Got it. I’ll be back in a moment. (goes to get the food)

Clementine: (whispers) If she still won’t believe us shove your tongue down my throat.

Max: Are you sure?

Clementine: To save 5 bucks? Yah, I’m sure!

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Max: Hey Clementine, I’ve ‘’nutted’’ all over your sleeping matt!

Clementine: (doesn’t even flinch)That’s ok, I’ve nutted on yours like two days ago, so we’re even.

Max, who tossed a few acorns on her blanket and was only making a pun: ... what?