Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!
Modern AU: Valentine's day! (cause there is no Valentines day in Kwindarr)
Max and Clementine go to McDonald's at 4 am.
Employee: Hiiii there! Someone’s ready to start Valentine's early.
Max: Huh? (looks at his phone) Oh yeah, it’s the 14th already.
Clementine: Psst! (points to a poster on the wall)
The poster says: This Valentine's let’s get busy and let’s get cheesy! All couples pay half the price on any order including our special cheeseburgers for their special day!
Max: Yes, me and my GIRLFRIEND will have 10 cheeseburgers.
Clementine: (throws herself around his neck) What my future hubby said.
Employee: Got it. I’ll be back in a moment. (goes to get the food)
Clementine: (whispers) If she still won’t believe us shove your tongue down my throat.
Clementine: To save 5 bucks? Yah, I’m sure!