My Boyfriend’s Opinions on Noah Ships, pt. 2
Nindsay- “Vibes don’t match up, Noah wouldn’t get much out of it (maybe he’s sexist??)”
Dunno- “Don’t like it, Duncan would just wanna kill Noah”
Nowen- “I feel like they’d have a fun time, they’re cute but also Noah would get tired of Owen’s shit”
Narold- “They’re just two bitches but in different ways; they could play video games together but that doesn’t mean they would get along”
AleNoah- “Hard not to have bias toward what my gf thinks (thanks babe you rock!); honestly I support it but idk if that’s just my gf talking (I am her puppet!); not really long-term but they would have their fun; Alejandro bosses Noah around, Noah makes snarky comments, it’s a fun dynamic”
Neoff- “No, same thing as Bridgette: a little too cool; Geoff is not too intrigued with Noah”
Neth- “Probably wouldn’t be great, there’s a fine line with Noah; not too talkative, smart enough, Beth is too quirky; wouldn’t go too far”
Nustin- “Can’t tell you too much about Justin, just picture him as a way less devious Alejandro”
Troah- “My instincts tell me I don’t like it, they’re just too different; Trent is a cool guitar man, Noah is a big brain c*nt”
LeNoah- “I’m down; similar to Harold and LeShawna but better, they can keep up with each other mentally; LeShawna can wrangle him if necessary; she might even be stronger than Alejandro”