#ninjago spinposting

[ninjakitten1699]

The Ninjago writers have the chance to pull off the funniest gag in all of the show, but I doubt it’ll ever happen.

Basically it’s just Jay, with the amnesia he has now, but then he sees the Teapot of Tyrahn. It’d be so easy to make this angsty but it’d actually be pretty funny to see him throw it out every time he sees it.

He has no idea why he wants to, but for whatever reason, he just feels a burning rage and has a desire to see it gone.

In other words, Jay, despite the amnesia, would see Nadakhan’s teapot and go

[ninjakitten1699]

You know what?

I can’t believe no one’s said it

But if Lloyd gets added to Fortnite

Then the prophecy of Lloyd GarmaGun shall finally be fulfilled.

[ninjakitten1699]

Can someone explain why my keyboard spelled out Kai?

Like why did it do that?

[ninjakitten1699]

“I have to continue so I can see them again. I can’t lose myself.” Tell me that’s not the most Odysseus thing you’ve ever heard.

And it ain’t even Odysseus who said this.

[ninjakitten1699]

Thinking of Lil Lloyd again.

I miss the little guy, even though I just know the whole reason that birdcage he’s stuck in was put on a rod to not only prevent him from getting some lock picks but also because he bit a Serpentine’s hand.

Can’t tell me he didn’t fight dirty and was a biter. Look at the little guy. Adorable but a menace to society he was.

[ninjakitten1699]

I wonder if the reason Jay's hair was so drastically different between the pilots and season 8 was because he was actually snipping the curls off.

Like yeah sure his hair was definitely dirty and he didn't have the products to take care of it right but then you wonder if he just also had choppy hair cause, again, he could've been snipping the curls off.

Maybe his hair type came from his bio mom this whole time but the hair color was just his bio dad.

Of course nowadays he definitely straightened the hair out and pulled it all back in that ponytail (which, why, just why would you do that Jay you could've at least have some bangs that parted but nooooo you had to make your hairline struggle between receding or not) but we ain't talking about that,

[ninjakitten1699]

A Drag Path

But it’s me discovering Ninjago for the first time by complete accident and I would never know that I’d be so in love with it to the point of discovering fics, eventually finding a friend, delivering notes back and forth on DeviantArt before it’d take a few more years to finally make the fanfic series I want.

Little 12-year-old me would never know I’m finally writing the story she’s wanted from the start.

[ninjakitten1699]

Does Jay even remember Mr. Cuddlywomp?