pd dash sim pt 8: the one about ocs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10)
🌂 unforseenemotions Follow there's a guy in a hawiian shirt outside my dorm calling himself the goon. he may be rabid. send help.
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🫀listerineblood Follow me: he y s.o di Yoiu l ike . co.me hre ogten? the entirely silent butch (the rabbit themed hero i forget name), bridal carrying me to safety: ?
#ive never been a hero fucker but like. I Think I Hauve Couvid.
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💅vigilante-updates follow vigilante roach spotted at the corner of spruce and main street, bickering with hero solarflare! can these guys stop flirting you have jobs
☐ hero-updates Follow Hero "Solarflare" spotted at the corner of Spruce St and Main St! Sun appears to be having an exchange with Vigilante "Roach"! More updates as they arrive
💅vigilante-updates who let my evil self in
☐ hero-updates To quote one of your vigilantes, "You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid"!
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🎮 wheezerunofficial Follow vigilantes are lowkey so funny its like if heroes had no media training
🎮 wheezerunofficial heartbeat patrols by my apartment a lot. someone once yelled at her to get a real job. she blinked for a few seconds and then pulled an uno reverse card out of her belt. icon.
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🌂 unforseenemotions Follow i think i have discovered a new le frog
🌂 unforseenemotions scarab just came into the squaredollars near me. ordered two croissants and a large caramel frappuchino. asked to see the manager. manger comes out. caramel frappuchino is dumped on his head. scarab eats the croissants in two bites and walks out. actually he is not le frog he is the people's princess
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🍋 forscoreandsixyearsago Follow i can only verbalize the experience i just had in 3san format hold on
🍋 forscoreandsixyearsago > be me > work at mcdonalds > covering a shift for my friend > its like 2am on a thursday > place is dead > diamond and roach (the vigilantes) walk up to the counter > in full gear > acting like this is completely normal > diamond starts talking > "hi can i get a hamburger happy meal, a quarter pounder with cheese and a medium fry?" > roach pipes up from behind him > "and a chocolate milk" > "and a chocolate milk?" > i am in pure shock > going through the motions > ring them up and read their total > diamond pays for all of it > food comes out > diamond hands roach the quarter pounder, fries, and the chocolate milk > keeps the happy meal for himself > they leave > ask coworker what just happened > "oh yeah they come in like every week. diamond always pays" > yeah okay. sure. whatever.
🤺tearfulatthefalling Follow most normal day in this moot group
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🪼mackleless Follow apparantly they execute people for hero rpf on pitter
🪼mackleless theres two big name hero rpf accounts and everyone else hates them so veronica and sydney if you see this you're doing great sweeties keep fujoing out its not rpf if you're right
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☎️ aftermorrowandagain Follow what happens if swiftless uses his powers on test run
☎️ aftermorrowandagain [IMAGE ID: a screenshot of two mumblr replies. the first one is from user @/crescentshendo. it reads "blackhole". the second is from user @/whopperwhopper. it reads "they kiss". End id.] thanks mumblr
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