DRIFT IS MORE THAN JUST AVID'S SIDEKICK
SHE IS AN INTERESTING CHARACTER IN HER OWN RIGHT AND DESERVES TO BE TREATED AS SUCH
DO NOT REDUCE WOMEN TO MERELY THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN

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DRIFT IS MORE THAN JUST AVID'S SIDEKICK
SHE IS AN INTERESTING CHARACTER IN HER OWN RIGHT AND DESERVES TO BE TREATED AS SUCH
DO NOT REDUCE WOMEN TO MERELY THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH MEN
ways to fix everything (100% success rate)
kill scott goldsmith
give abolish a gun
revive elle
kill owen
revive truffle
firelocke canon
summon olm (replace one problem with another)
give pearl a gun
bigfoot appears
oakhurst bingo night
oakhurst lotería night
expand the pit (square hole)
mythicaltreebark canon
avid says "sire daddy" one time (everyone teams up to kill him)
kill owen and apo in real life (jokinggg joking!!!)
add oli theorionsound
somebody becomes spider-man
allow abolish to metagame
sausage forms a vampire harem
add joel smallishbeans (he will kill scott goldsmith)
xornoth (same reason as olm)
boat glitch out of the world border
KILL SCOTT GOLDSMITH.
like yeah scott actually having emotions about avid's death was sad. yeah the ending of his ep made me sad. he still needs to fucking die. still kill scott goldsmith. having one doomed yaoi does not make you exempt from being evil and needing to die badly with hammers??? owen needs to die too?? you can be sad about aviscott and also kill scott and owen with guns and hammers and stakes and abolish veylocke. these things can coexist.
the way i only learned about firelocke (pyro/abolish) yesterday and immediately hopped on the propaganda train. it would LITERALLY fix them guys i'm being so serious. go read firelocke fanfiction. go look at firelocke art. it would actually fix both of them and also everything. they would kill scott smajor together. please. it would fix them.
every single vsmp ship is "[word]bites" "[word]fangs" "blood[word]" this shit is impossible these are all somebody's warrior cats oc can we just mash names together like real men
it's been weeks i think (the passage of time has no bearing on me) and i'm still mad that scott goldsmith lived. mad respect to scott smajor for pulling an ending where he got to live, but i'm so fucking mad at v!scott for living. i don't care about your feelings and your character arc you are evil. die. die and never get to see your boyfriend again when he digs himself out of his grave.
back on my infinitemoonrot bullshit. i compiled 4 clips but by god do i not have the energy to transcribe them rn. so instead you just get DID WE CARE WHEN PEARL SAID THEY SHOULD JUST RUN AWAY AND BUILD A HOUSE IN THE WOODS TOGETHER??? DID WE IGNORE CLEO AND DRIFT BOTH TELLING PEARL THAT THEY JUST WANT HER ALIVE??? DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT BOTH CLEO AND DRIFT SAID THEIR MAIN REASONS FOR LIVING ARE TO KEEP PEARL SAFE???
HOLY SHIT GUYS. SOMEBODY GET ON THE INFINITEMOONROT TRAIN WITH ME I AM NOT OKAY.
FIRELOCKE CRUMBS