im mega not caught up on uu rn but i'm starting to catch up literally just bc i heard jamato was back for some amount of an episode. here are soulmates au thoughts i have had in the meantime
so that spoke video called "my best friend died on the unstable smp"... um. um. spoke? hey. are you fr?? because i will HAVE TO write that omgggg DOOMED SPOKEPICC YURI
jamatop. STARES AT YOU. SHAKES YOU. JAMATOP. SPOKE AND JAMATO MEETING AGAIN. AFTER A YEAR. AND TALKING. I JUST UGHHH GAHHHHH MY JAMATOSPOKE MAAAAN
(jamato: why are you still wearing my chestplate.
spoke: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. no reason.)
wemmbu does not have a soulmate unless i watch her videos and the flamebu yuri gets me. all they ever write to each other is gay rival shit and then flame does a lot of "i know you're not dead" when she fakes her death. (also transfembu because that's. yeah.) maybe they become soulmates while wemmbu is being dead? much to consider.
the idea of eggchan having an offscreen soulmate (the "my girl" mentioned in many episodes) is so fun to me. she def ended up in the invis mafia at one point though. i might be nice enough to let her survive it.
the wifies-parrot-nufuli-leo soulmate situation is real and i love it and it's hilarious and i need to write about that at some point tbh. toxic parfies soulmate yuri my goat.
i just keep thinking about jamatop man.
theo deserves better. idk what's up with him really in uu or in soulmates au but he deserves better.