Hi and Meow Meow, An update on @wizard-of-interesting-failure 's Sentient Talking Flask. I've taken them out of the wizard tower and they're now sitting on my desk where they can live out their weird, glassy days screaming obscenities at passerby. After an attempted murder by one of the cats (PURIN...) who lives in NoNeko Yado (AKA: My Moggy Mansion For Wayward Kitties), the Sentient Talking Flask has been fitted with museum putty so it can't be shattered by devious little paws.
You're welcome to come and interview the Sentient Talking Flask when NoNeko Yado is open (when I'm awake and when I'm not annoyed). Keep in mind that the last three Wizard Apprentices who came to interview it were cursed out and told that they'd never grow a proper beard. One of them cried, it was pretty bad.
Also I'm not a wizard, I'm a werecat. That means I don't answer to the Wizarding Council or whatever the hell you call it. Stop teleporting letters telling me to send the flask for proper study. I'm not doing it, and you can't make me. And stop fucking texting me. The Sentient Talking Flask is happy.
PS: I'm not answering to any were-societies either. Suck nut.
-NoNekoP (NNP)